OK simple wee game here, similar to the In my pants... game. Post the name of a song and add "...masturbates" to the end. I'll start:
Wuthering Heights... Masturbates - Kate Bush
Like a Virgin... Masturbates - Madonna
New kid in town Masturbates - Eagles
Sweet Jane..masturbates- Lou Reed/Velvet Underground
Psychosocial... Masturbates - Slipknot.
Cecilia... Masterbates - Simon and garfunkel
Animal I have become ... Masturbates ... Three Days Grace ...
Never Ever ... Masturbate(s) - All Saints
Back Door Man ...masturbates--The Doors
Mr Brownstone...masturbates - Guns & Roses
Dirty Diana...masturbates - Michael Jackson
The Puppet Master... Masturbates - King Diamond.
Black Dog ......masturbates----Jimmy Paige
Foxey Lady ... Masturbates - The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Billy Jean - masturbates. Michael Jackson
Dirty White Boy...masterbates - Foreigner
Shine On You Crazy Diamond...........Masturbates
Sunday girl....Masturbates - Blondie
Jealous Guy..masturbates...Bryan Ferry
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
Desperado....masturbates (Eagles)
Cowboys and Angels.. masturbates (George Michael)
The Masturbates Song .. masturbates (Bill Connolly)
The Piano Man ...masturbates (Billy Joel)
Cherry Pie... masturbates- warrant
Sara ...masturbates Stevie Nicks
