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Okay so the title just gave away my question but I would like to know where the strangest place you have pleasured yourself and were almost caught?
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Where is an unusual place your have masterbated and were almost caught?
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Desk at work 
and yes ive almost been caught
and yes ive almost been caught
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Desk at work
Just give me advanced notice, I would love to cum and watch.
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Driving down the expressway. Maybe I was caught....Who knows. Nobody called the cops or honked at me...
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In my garage waiting for a customer to come .
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Desk at work
Oh my
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Yes, in car wash, i didn't cum though.
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I had an entire SEPTA car to myself on a midday train so naturally I stuck my hand in my pants and was fiddling with myself when I saw the conductor making his way between the cars. I am not sure if he saw me ornot
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In the back seat while mom and step dad drove on a long overnight trip. I had the blanket on me but I knew my step dad realized what i was doing. Maybe mom too, who knows ;)
Idk... Gryffindor?
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Either in the backseat of the mini-van while my mom and brother were in the front seat (it was dark out and I had a towel over me), ooooorrr in an empty classroom of my high school the summer after I graduated. I was there helping a buddy do some maintenence and had to move some stuff. I was alone, nobody was around... ;)
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While driving in the middle of Nevada. I pulled my cock out of my pants and my wife took care of the rest while people sitting in the back seat.
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In the car as I drove up I-95 on the way to a meeting in Connecticut. My wife was stroking my cock as I drove and YES we were caught. We came to the New Rochelle Toll Plaza on the I-95 and I must have been concentrating on my wife jerking me off that I didn't realize I was in the cash only lane instead of the EZ Pass lane. I looked up to see a female the toll collector staring at my wife holding my cock in her hand. I was so nervous that I instantly lost my erection. My wife was so embarrassed and nervous that she burst out laughing. At the time the toll was only $1.75 but nervously handed the toll collector a $10 dollar bill, told her to keep the change and drove off fearing the toll collector was going to report us and a state trooper would soon be flashing his lights behind me.
I'm not sure who was more embarrassed, me, my wife or the toll collector.
I'm not sure who was more embarrassed, me, my wife or the toll collector.
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I Have pulled over while driving to have a wank in the bush, on the shore while fishing, and in the change room at the beach..
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In the car as I drove up I-95 on the way to a meeting in Connecticut. My wife was stroking my cock as I drove and YES we were caught. We came to the New Rochelle Toll Plaza on the I-95 and I must have been concentrating on my wife jerking me off that I didn't realize I was in the cash only lane instead of the EZ Pass lane. I looked up to see a female the toll collector staring at my wife holding my cock in her hand. I was so nervous that I instantly lost my erection. My wife was so embarrassed and nervous that she burst out laughing. At the time the toll was only $1.75 but nervously handed the toll collector a $10 dollar bill, told her to keep the change and drove off fearing the toll collector was going to report us and a state trooper would soon be flashing his lights behind me.
I'm not sure who was more embarrassed, me, my wife or the toll collector.
I drive an 18 wheeler...frequently on I-95...and saw a BJ in action earlier this summer. I'm sure any truckers you passed got an eye full also!! Thanks for sharing your story. Stuff like that DOES INDEED happen!!
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Well...I've done it at my desk at work and driving home from work. Have not been caught yet...but it's very exciting!
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at work alot .i just pop him out and away i going love the thought of getting caught mmmm while sat at my desk reading lush stories
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The most unusual place I have masturbated was in my mother in law's house. I stayed there for a couple days and my mother in law came into the room I was staying in. I had a blanket on, it was very awkward though. 
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It's hilarious that the mother-in-law post was the most recent as I read this. I too was caught by my mother-in-law. Damn if I didn't forget to lock the door of the bathroom. what was even stranger was her reaction and how long it took her to actually leave. It also led to a very awkward sexual tension between us for quite some time. She was a rather attractive and special woman.
but I speak in the past tense because shortly thereafter my wife and I started having problems ultimately divorced.
but I speak in the past tense because shortly thereafter my wife and I started having problems ultimately divorced.
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the back room of a porn shop. i was feeling real daring so i went for it. i was almost caught but i did finish. what a rush!
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School bus comming home from a ski trip , jacket over my lap as I rubbed myself ,
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There are a lot of places that I've masturbated that people would consider strange. I've masturbated in the locker room at a fitness club (in one of the toilet cubicles, door locked). I've masturbated while freehiking (hiking naked) in woods owned by a Midwest college. (I don't think I was caught going at it, but I was almost caught nude by some joggers.) I have also jerked a couple times while in a car. (Parking lot at McDonald's, driving home from work [didn't finish on this one], and pulled into the driveway.) And I've also masturbated in the driveway of my house.
During all of these, no one told me they had seen me, so I assume I got away with them scot-free.
During all of these, no one told me they had seen me, so I assume I got away with them scot-free.
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Several comes to mind...I masturbated in a delivery van while working... in the bathroom at church... In a public picnic area during my lunch break, a guy did see me looking at the porn but I don't think he noticed my hand covering my cock in my lap...At a fishing lake while sitting out a sudden thunderstorm in my truck...to name a few.
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The where wasn't all that strange a place, it was in our family-room but, at 15 I was caught by my Aunt who I lived with. I was wearing my cousin's panties, pantyhose, bra, shoes, mini-dress and even make-up. I was laying face down on the couch rubbing myself when my Aunt walked in and caught me. It was very humiliating and even more so when she made me stay dressed so that my two cousins could see me after they came home.
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While out hiking one weekend, I found a really nice lake with a great waterfall. I stripped off to go swimming. There was no one around so I got naked. After I got out I was lying on the grass and I started jacking off. As I got close to cumming I heard some folks off in the distance. I finished really quick, grabbed my stuff, and headed off behind some boulders.
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I was in the boys room at school 7th grade wanking in the stall and the dean came in
he knew what I was doing he just gave me the look!
Hahahaaa
he knew what I was doing he just gave me the look!
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Nothing comes to mind as being unusual but was I caught? Yes, as I wasn't trying to hide.
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An ex boyfriend got me into semi public, movie theaters mostly...if I’ve been caught nobody has told me
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The places that were unusual were the result of a lack of other options but were always chosen for the low likelihood of being interrupted.
The places were I was caught or almost caught were far from unusual. I swear, I never remember to lock a bedroom or bathroom door when I should.
The places were I was caught or almost caught were far from unusual. I swear, I never remember to lock a bedroom or bathroom door when I should.
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At a friends house. Was definitely caught.
They have a raised ranch with a completely finished basement that's open to the stairs. They used the main area as a family room, which is where I was when it went down haha.
Earlier in the day, us teenagers were down there watching TV and his mom was doing laundry in a room just off of the family room, when out of nowhere this broken wooden handle drops between my legs, and she said, "bet it's like that", laughed, and walked back into the laundry room.
Much later that night, my friend had already gone to bed(he could never make it past midnight), and I was watching The Matrix. Since I was alone, I had taken off my regular shorts and shirt, and was lying there in white compression shorts and a tank top. Had an itch, one thing lead to another, started thinking about his mom(who's attractive), fantasized how I would have responded to her earlier if we were alone(like I'd have the balls to do that), but had no intention of finishing myself off there. It was dark, with the only light coming from the TV, and I was kind of edging myself when the lights turned on and scared the hell out of me. I jumped, and that movement was enough to tip the scale, and as I looked up to see her standing on the stairs smiling and looking down at me, I started cumming hard. She could definitely see everything, since I was laying with my feet towards the stairs. Made small talk with me for a couple of minutes after, then clicked the lights off and went back upstairs.
We never spoke of it, nothing else ever happened, but she was certainly more flirty with me after that.
They have a raised ranch with a completely finished basement that's open to the stairs. They used the main area as a family room, which is where I was when it went down haha.
Earlier in the day, us teenagers were down there watching TV and his mom was doing laundry in a room just off of the family room, when out of nowhere this broken wooden handle drops between my legs, and she said, "bet it's like that", laughed, and walked back into the laundry room.
Much later that night, my friend had already gone to bed(he could never make it past midnight), and I was watching The Matrix. Since I was alone, I had taken off my regular shorts and shirt, and was lying there in white compression shorts and a tank top. Had an itch, one thing lead to another, started thinking about his mom(who's attractive), fantasized how I would have responded to her earlier if we were alone(like I'd have the balls to do that), but had no intention of finishing myself off there. It was dark, with the only light coming from the TV, and I was kind of edging myself when the lights turned on and scared the hell out of me. I jumped, and that movement was enough to tip the scale, and as I looked up to see her standing on the stairs smiling and looking down at me, I started cumming hard. She could definitely see everything, since I was laying with my feet towards the stairs. Made small talk with me for a couple of minutes after, then clicked the lights off and went back upstairs.
We never spoke of it, nothing else ever happened, but she was certainly more flirty with me after that.
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My divorce had been finalized and I was flying back to where we were then living. I covered myself with a blanket and needed the relief of pleasuring. I am certain the guy in the next seat knew what I was up to -- but my need was greater than my embarrassment