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are you masturbating now, describe how?

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i'm not at the moment but looking at stargazing is giving me inspiration
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I'm masturbating in my mind, usually I use me hand to do that, but I'm relying purely upon my imagination.
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Not at the moment but I sure need to. Frustrated!!
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Quote by oflilliesandremains
Not at the moment but I sure need to. Frustrated!!


Sometimes a man wants so to help someone else and he can only stand by and feel like a useless fool.

Am I masturbating? No.
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how really wowowowowow....

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HOW is this a word/forum game or joke? Did you check which forum you were on dude?
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i wasn't masturbating before... but now that i saw trinket.... YUM! aaaand I am doing it like this ooorrr is it like this

look im shooting little clouds lol
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Quote by loveslegs
i wasn't masturbating before... but now that i saw trinket.... YUM! aaaand I am doing it like this ooorrr is it like this

look im shooting little clouds lol




looks more like your shooting out little tissues
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No, right now I'm playing games in the Forum but if I were masturbating I would be describing it to the person on here I was masturbating to and not you.
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Yes, I have my cock in one hand and with the other I'm choking myself. My manservant is posting this in my words for me, in case you wondered.
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I was masturbating but eventually I managed to finish the artex Ceiling in my 30 ft x 23 ft lounge might start on the hallway next
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Not quite awake enough. Middle of the nightand all...
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I am right now. Hard to type with one hand!
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If you're masturbating, why the fuck are you posting on the forums at the same time? bit of an odd combination I think
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Quote by trinket
If you're masturbating, why the fuck are you posting on the forums at the same time? bit of an odd combination I think


Sometimes there's a cheap thrill to be had in the forum. Also, the masturbator could have a forum fetish.
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a forum fetish? surely he could find a better forum than the JOKE forum hahahaha
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bans her from posting silly gifs on my wall ... opsey .. sorry .. wrong thread .. whats the question? oh yeah right ...
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Quote by trinket
a forum fetish? surely he could find a better forum than the JOKE forum hahahaha


Those 5 letter sentences can get you hot and horny. Not to mention what's in everyones mug. Oh yes baby!!
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a forum fetish? surely he could find a better forum than the JOKE forum hahahaha


Perhaps he likes cheap humour whilst masturbating.
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well its like dis ... you drop ones panties and make sure its nice and warm in the room .. dont want the old fella catching a cold ..

then you take ones hand, right or left whichever is ones preference, then you

nah ... get a grip (!) John .. you must have better things to do surely ..
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no - not right now - I'm posting on the forums
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Now be honest thats because all the batteries are flat isnt it! ... the corner shop 350yds up the road sells them .. AA's I think ..
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Checks pants. Guess that is a "No" if my pants are still on, huh?
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This week I are bin mostly masturbatin' wiv a haddock.

This is a silly place. I shall leave.
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I thought you had been using my hand, so what were you doing with my hand
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Nope...too much family around on Christmas Day;)


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