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Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 10:13:58 AM

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Post your poems about your favourite beverages, alcoholic or otherwise. Any poetic style, any beverage, it's a free for all with poetic beverages. I'll start with tea:

A cup of tea
is a labour of love
boil the kettle
warm the pot
a spoonful of leaves
for each person
and one for the pot
it requires very little thought
but a lot of love

infuse infuse five minutes or more
it really never is a chore
the satisfaction of a lovely cup
is that "aah" at the end
and the warm feeling deep inside
a cup of tea, a labour of love.
Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 10:53:04 AM

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The Dirty Martini

The making of a dirty martini is truly an art,
Vodka and vermouth are merely a start,
But follow my advice and you can depend,
On achieving perfection in the end.

First the martini glasses should be filled,
With a little ice to ensure they're chilled,
Your next step as the martini maker,
Is to put some ice in the shaker.

Next pour in the vodka, a premium kind,
For the perfect martini, use the best you can find,
Just a dash of vermouth is all it should take,
For the best martini you can make.

For a drink that's smooth and never rough,
The next step I just can't stress enough,
Grab the olive juice and begin to pour,
And if you think it's plenty, pour some more.

Put the lid on the shaker and give a few shakes,
Just a few seconds is really all it takes,
Now take the glasses and dump the ice,
And add a couple olives, plump and nice.

Then over those olives you can begin to pour,
And then start to savor what's in store,
For if you follow this little rhyme,
You'll have the perfect martini every time.


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Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 11:29:02 AM

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i prefer a joint rather than booze
Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 11:59:51 AM

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Browneyes61 wrote:
i prefer a joint rather than booze

As I said, it doesn't have to be alcohol, just write a poem about it, darn it! Can be anything as long as it's drinkable.
Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 7:06:41 PM

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From the original coffee addict me

Ah coffee
the drink of the gods
can't get enough
my drug of choice
time to brew me another cup
yup I'm addicted to it
sweet with sugar and cream
or black as night
long as it's strong and hot
none of that iced shit for me
skip the decaf too
give me a good full strong brew
need me more
time to get my fix
yup full blown addict here
I need my coffee fix, can't go without
grab a cup and join me my friend I may share with you
this drink of the gods
a good fresh brew
nice and hot give me my brew

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Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 12:57:48 PM

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Did you know that water
As a liquid is unique?
Whether spring, drinking
Or some fancy chic

For most when they freeze
contract and get smaller
But water expands
Just ask any scholar!

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Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 1:20:16 PM

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Rootbeer, Birch beer, sassafras tea,
Lemonade, chai, thai tea suit me;
Coffee blends fresh ground for the brew
But nothing, my dear, compares to nectar from you.
Shiraz, Marsala, champagne are fine.
I've drunk them all and cocktails in line,
From the horribly cheap to those that cost MONEY
Nothing's so sweet as your pussy's natural honey.
Lying on your back, with your thighs at my ears
Nothing tastes better as your orgasm nears.
No intoxication, not saki nor rum,
Is greater. Now, baby, come, let me drink some.
Posted: Thursday, July 12, 2012 5:42:34 PM

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This is dedicated to Shylass and other lovers of:

Banana bread beer
sounds so awfully...
Queer, but take
one sip and you
will quip
"Oh my, oh dear!
This beer isn't queer!"
Share some with your friends
And they'll say "here, here!
"this banana bread beer,
give me more, right here!"
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 7:36:56 PM

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Lady Vodka

Lady Vodka, I want you
Your strong scent combs my nose
Your tangy taste burns my mouth
All the way down my throat
You burn and slip down so smooth
Lady Vodka, my first true love
Never leave me, Lady Vodka
For without you, I'd be lost
Lost in a pit of mediocre booze
Oh, Lady Vodka! You're the one I choose!
Posted: Wednesday, September 11, 2013 11:16:01 PM

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Delicious coffee freshly brewed,
it leaves me kindly soothe
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