I am 48 yo male. I have had many, many girlfriends. I have a girlfriend now and i have been married before. A good looking guy about 27yo came to my door selling magazines. He sounded gay. I told him that i sometimes think about fooling around with a guy but the oportunity never came up. He came in my house. One thing led to another and i asked him to let me see his dick. I showed him mine also. I touched his. first one i ever touched that was not mine. His was the same size as mine. I bent down and half jerked and sucked it for a short while. His dick gaged me a little. He came in my mouth and i swallowed it. It seemed like a lot. I think some of it went into my nose from the back of my mouth and up into my sinus cavity. It turned out to be a really good experience but i cant tell anyone at all. It's been a couple hours but I feel like there is a slimy lump stuck in my throat. Is that normal?? I drank some water but it still feels like that. Is the cum i swallowed ok to swallow and be in my stomach? Iv cummed in lots of womens mouths but iv never thought about it. The guy seemed a little peeved that i dint buy any magazines.
At least he didn't leave a lump in your ass.
Yeah, you should swallow it ASAP. I hope you got his number. You should return the favour next time. This time though, take lube and do it properly.
Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
I dint get his number and i was'nt sure if i should ask. If he lives near me, I will probly see him again because i live on an island.
The reason why i came on here is because it is anonomous and i cant tell any one i know in any way.
You know that if you give oral and you have a cut in your throat, then a sperm can lodge in the tissue of the gullet...
It will hook into the soft flesh and grow there...
Don't worry, it will 'pop' in a few weeks, giving birth to larger sperm...
These are harmless, in fact, and although they may bite, most people suffer no ill consequences and simply swallow the white, slimy creatures...
They are rather like tadpoles in appearance, but have no eyes and do not continue to develop any further...
If you are particularly sensitive, you may feel them wriggle in your stomach, but don't worry, they soon succumb to your acidic stomach juices...
I am told that they are considered a delicacy in some countries, where a small incision can be made in the throat to encourage their growth. This is where the term 'bukkake' came from. The men are not trying to come on the girls face, but actually trying to get her to swallow as much semen as possible in the hope that there will be a bumper harvest of said creatures...
As far as I am aware, one can be quite well paid for offering such a service and the 'harvesting' is said to be uncomfortable, but quite painless...
Worth considering, if you really are serious about buying magazines in future... I'm told such subscriptions can be expensive...
Okay, I'm still laughing a bit at Mazza's post.
The first time I gave head to a guy I was just certain I could taste it even the next day. It's probably just in your head.
If it's in the sinuses, does it count as nasal, rather than oral??
Which gives a whole new perspective to nose jobs, doesn't it?
"she gives great nose" oh, I mean HE gives good nose...
Sheesh.. I never knew a blow job could be so scary.. all this time I thought the worse thing that could happen is a scratch or two behind the ears..
It's certainly fucked up your ability to write coherently.......
xx SF
(Giving a blow-job is no big deal. I've done it. Girls do it all the time. Get over it.)
Its a pity the guy wasn't a vacuum cleaner salesman instead of a magazine salesman. He could flick the switch and give you a blow job; and then flick the switch again to suck that lump out of you. They are very good things to have around the house.
You didn't buy any magazines? That's just fucking rude.
Freakydeaky, if there's cum lodged in your sinuses, imagine the snot/cum rocket you could do. When I saw this thread I thought maybe the lump was emotional because you were proud of having taken the plunge (pun not intended) of giving your first BJ, but now I realise it was in the literal sense. I remember when I gave my first BJ and I tasted the cum for days. It was nice, can't say I've ever had trouble with a cum lump though. But seriously give the snot/cum rocket a go.