Publish your own Valentine's Day Poems here...make them as funny, kinky, inappropriate as you please. Just follow the Roses are Red format.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Orgasms are great
Especially two!
(yeh I suck at this but you can do better!!)
Annnnnd GO!
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
My dick is aching,
thinking of you.
roses are red
violets are red
everything's red
retinal hemorrhage
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
We both like peanut butter,
So let's go screw.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
With the spill of my blood,
Your name became my tattoo.
Roses Are Red,
Violets are Blue,
You Make Me Smile,
When I Feel Blue
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your tongue is wet
and I am too
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Welcome back my dark lord
Let me be your loyal slave
OK, I was reviewing Harry Potter last night.
roses are red
violets are purple
my pussy is wet
so give it a slurple
OR MAYBE
roses are red
and cost many a buck
so forget the damn flowers
and give me a fuck
roses are red
my name is pony
Sp's got me so
mighty horny
roses are red
and pony is sweet
and i'll bet you a dollar
he's beating his meat
If roses are red
and vegetables are green
I'd have to say
that one look from you
really makes me cream
Roses are red
And die really quick
I'd be much happier
Sucking your dick
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm as hard as wood
But you say you're not in the mood.
Roses are red
Long-stemmed and thorny
When I'm with you
I'm perpetually horny
voilets are blue
roses are red
I'd luv u
in my bed
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm licking a strawberry
and thinking of you
Doh! That was meant for bouncy, but Pony beat me to it!!!
Roses are red
I am blue
Cause someone said
She hates my shoes
*cry cry cry*
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in the van..
Roses are red
Violets are stinky
I just checked
And you have a small dinky
roses are red
no ifs, ands, or buts
but if you give me a diamond
i'll tickle your nuts
