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Funny/rude Valentine's poems and sayings

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Dane69
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Saw this and had to share it (not for the meek or mild!):

Roses are red,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over girl,
You're about to get fisted!

Thought people could share ones they had received or heard as we get closer to Valentine's day!!
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Happy Valentines day, I got you a gun =) ... I'll give you the bullets on Christmas !

my ex boyfriend said this to me one time.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
i suck at poems,
nice arse.
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Valentine's day? Oh, I see, you mean "fuck off, I'm single" day.
TheSensualLady
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd rather be single
Than be with you
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Huntre1364
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A little bird ,with a yellow bill,
landed upon my window sill.
I drew him near, with crumbs of bread,
and then I smashed his little head!