short snappy poems a bit cheeky as well for example
roses are red
violets are blue
Im sitting in the loo
thinking of you
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cool : )
walking tall
whoops, a tumble and fall
a bunch draged me down to the hall
but I get to make one call
walking tall
whoops, a tumble and fall
a bunch draged me down to the hall
but I get to make one call
Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am the greatest,
You could be too!
Violets are blue,
I am the greatest,
You could be too!
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up in the morning time to rise
lye there and don't worry about opening your eyes
you'll give it to me even if you think it's unwise
and then of coarse thank me for the surprise
lye there and don't worry about opening your eyes
you'll give it to me even if you think it's unwise
and then of coarse thank me for the surprise
Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
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Often quoted and then misread
you're the voice permeating my head
seldom to rise when they truly need
unbeknownst truth lying within my deeds.
you're the voice permeating my head
seldom to rise when they truly need
unbeknownst truth lying within my deeds.
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Often quoted and then misread
you're the voice permeating my head
seldom to rise when they truly need
unbeknownst truth lying within my deeds.
Come and play while we still have the day.
Happy in sand, take my hand.
Live about love and believe in something above.
Leave the strife, enjoy your life.
Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
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I tried to set you apart
Insisting you were the same animal at heart
You wouldn't let me from the start
A fool am I to think me your tart
You honest old fart
Insisting you were the same animal at heart
You wouldn't let me from the start
A fool am I to think me your tart
You honest old fart
Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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It started with our limbs in a tangle,
But ended up in a legal wrangle.
The moral is: don’t get wed,
Just to get her into bed.
But ended up in a legal wrangle.
The moral is: don’t get wed,
Just to get her into bed.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
In this current socio-economic environment with its inherent financial uncertainties
It really isnt appropriate for me to express any form of emotive connectivity
With you
Violets are blue
In this current socio-economic environment with its inherent financial uncertainties
It really isnt appropriate for me to express any form of emotive connectivity
With you
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
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Ode to a kiss that was so sweet ..... It made things stand that had no feet !
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Quote by Catnip
I love that one Cumgirl.
Oh thank you, Catnip
Curtseys
And that is just a preview from my forthcoming poetic collection on the current fiscal crisis overwhelming Europe where I find interesting rhymes for "Quantative Easing" ... its oh so pleasing; "International Monetary Fund" ... completely moribund; "Austerity and Sarkozy" ... naughty, naughty, over my knee; and the ever popular "Banking Sector Collapse" ... not unlike a game of craps.
So do please ensure you purchase a copy so that my current double dipped recession doesn't spiral downwards into a full blown depression.
Xxx
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
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Baboon Love
Your nose it is blue,
And your ass it is pink,
Still, I’ve had a thought
I’m beginning to think.
So, don’t you get mad now
And start throwing feces,
'Cause I’ve just stopped dating
Outside of my species.
Your nose it is blue,
And your ass it is pink,
Still, I’ve had a thought
I’m beginning to think.
So, don’t you get mad now
And start throwing feces,
'Cause I’ve just stopped dating
Outside of my species.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
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Your clit is red
My balls are blue
lets get to a bed
and work this through
My balls are blue
lets get to a bed
and work this through
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I peeked in your window.
Yes, I am sneaky.
You knew I was watching
Yet you still acted cheeky.
You stepped to the window
wearing only your smile
And whispered "Do come in
and stay for awhile."
Yes, I am sneaky.
You knew I was watching
Yet you still acted cheeky.
You stepped to the window
wearing only your smile
And whispered "Do come in
and stay for awhile."
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Roses are red
Violates are blue
When you bend over
I wanna fuck you
Violates are blue
When you bend over
I wanna fuck you
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Isolation - A Tale Of Star-Crossed Lovers
By
hartclass & CumGirl
By
hartclass & CumGirl
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The cat is meowing
The dog is barking
Who gives a shit?
Let's go a larking
The dog is barking
Who gives a shit?
Let's go a larking
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My girlfriend took me on the floor,
And then again upon the bed,
By now my cock was feeling sore,
And my bell end had gone quite red.
So when she still cried out for more,
Politely, I showed her the door.
And then again upon the bed,
By now my cock was feeling sore,
And my bell end had gone quite red.
So when she still cried out for more,
Politely, I showed her the door.
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I want your back
I love your front
You love my ass
You crave my cunt
(that's really bad!)
I love your front
You love my ass
You crave my cunt
(that's really bad!)
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'Twas in the midst of passion,
My girlfriend gave a sigh,
And rapidly deflated,
I thought that I would cry,
I didn’t stay downhearted,
I knew just what to do,
Got my puncture repair kit,
Now she’s as good as new.
My girlfriend gave a sigh,
And rapidly deflated,
I thought that I would cry,
I didn’t stay downhearted,
I knew just what to do,
Got my puncture repair kit,
Now she’s as good as new.
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she was only an Electrolux,
but you should see her in her tux
With extra attachments...
she vacuum the frigging lint
but you should see her in her tux
With extra attachments...
she vacuum the frigging lint
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To my Dad (RIP):
Your pictures are in frames,
memories on my wall.
To have you here again,
I would give them all.
A picture cannot capture,
the kindness of your face,
Or the radiating glow I'd feel,
whenever we two race.
They cannot calm or talk to me,
the way you used to do,
And Daddy before you go to heaven,
I wanted to say "I love you."
Your pictures are in frames,
memories on my wall.
To have you here again,
I would give them all.
A picture cannot capture,
the kindness of your face,
Or the radiating glow I'd feel,
whenever we two race.
They cannot calm or talk to me,
the way you used to do,
And Daddy before you go to heaven,
I wanted to say "I love you."
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Just 9 minutes more With all fours on the floor
Have a go with mine
Get your fill... all 9
Moans fill the night... this 9 is fine
Beg me baby... for more sublime
Here's 3, now 6, now 9 betwixt
Which one is best? You pick
There's more to cum, expect no rest
All 9 in time, your lolly-lick
Wet, thick, this full 9 prick
Arch low, hip high, good girl, good trick
Watch it grow, dipping slow
Arr she blow, this full 9 show
Just 9 minutes more
Like just before
Butt off the floor
My 9 for you
Full bore
Expect no rest, expect to be sore
Betwixt the minutes
You'll get 9 for 9 minutes more
Drilling and thrilling
9 without stall... that's all.
Have a go with mine
Get your fill... all 9
Moans fill the night... this 9 is fine
Beg me baby... for more sublime
Here's 3, now 6, now 9 betwixt
Which one is best? You pick
There's more to cum, expect no rest
All 9 in time, your lolly-lick
Wet, thick, this full 9 prick
Arch low, hip high, good girl, good trick
Watch it grow, dipping slow
Arr she blow, this full 9 show
Just 9 minutes more
Like just before
Butt off the floor
My 9 for you
Full bore
Expect no rest, expect to be sore
Betwixt the minutes
You'll get 9 for 9 minutes more
Drilling and thrilling
9 without stall... that's all.
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We meet at the pub
walk you home when it's late
we kiss on the doorstep
then you whisper "it's fate"
You say that you want me,
then say that you don't
you send naughty photo's
Which I keep on my phone
will we be lovers?
Please tell me, be true
coz i'm fed-up of wanking
over pictures of you
walk you home when it's late
we kiss on the doorstep
then you whisper "it's fate"
You say that you want me,
then say that you don't
you send naughty photo's
Which I keep on my phone
will we be lovers?
Please tell me, be true
coz i'm fed-up of wanking
over pictures of you
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Kissing, caressing, contorting;
This is our love.
Licking, loving, lusting;
This is our love.
Gripping, grabbing, grinding;
This is our love.
Fingering, feeling, fondling;
This is our love.
Simpering, sucking, salivating;
This is our love.
Mounting, mating, masturbating;
This is our love.
Binding, breathing, bursting;
This is our love.
Panting, penetrating, pouring.
This is our love.
This is our love.
Licking, loving, lusting;
This is our love.
Gripping, grabbing, grinding;
This is our love.
Fingering, feeling, fondling;
This is our love.
Simpering, sucking, salivating;
This is our love.
Mounting, mating, masturbating;
This is our love.
Binding, breathing, bursting;
This is our love.
Panting, penetrating, pouring.
This is our love.
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We gave you a chance
To Water the plants
We didn't mean that way
Now zip up your pants
-Shel Silverstein
To Water the plants
We didn't mean that way
Now zip up your pants
-Shel Silverstein
░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who seriously contemplated an artisanal potpourri business.......ok scrap that
With much aplomb,
I did beseech,
Into her bed,
And found our niche.
And found our Nietszche?
and ate her peach?
reminisced about Reggie Leach?
dissed the shittiness of the acting of Stacy Keach?
Who seriously contemplated an artisanal potpourri business.......ok scrap that
With much aplomb,
I did beseech,
Into her bed,
And found our niche.
And found our Nietszche?
and ate her peach?
reminisced about Reggie Leach?
dissed the shittiness of the acting of Stacy Keach?