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One for the money two for the show three to get ready.........................and Go Cat Go (not a saying I use it's from Blue Suede Shoes)
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Shut your pie hole. (only when kidding around).
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's an f'ing duck.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's an f'ing duck.
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What are they going to do, take away my birthday and send me back to sea?
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Don't take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you are up to.
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don't let them see you crawl
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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. words I try to live by.
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
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Illegitimi non carborundum - Don't let the bastards grind you down
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God blessed confounded son of a bitch..............or the favorite Bloody everlasting hell
Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
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"It is basically mind over matter, If you do not have a mind, then it really does not matter."
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Today
is the tomorrow
you worried about
yesterday
so why bother
is the tomorrow
you worried about
yesterday
so why bother
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Damn the torpedoes Full speed ahead... David Farragut
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Stupid is as stupid does-Forest Gump
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Fuck you! Short, crude...effective, has multiple usages
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My, My ... Lordy Be Miss. Ethel
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"Well shit fire and save the matches!"
-My Dear Ol' Southern Nana
-My Dear Ol' Southern Nana
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If got one good friend then you're doing fine - Bob Dylan
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"If your talking about me behind my back, your in a good position to kiss my arse. (thought id let u know) 
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Masturbation is like procrastination, you think you're accomplishing something...but in the end, you're only fucking yourself.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Breasticles
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While it's true that there is no "u" in "team", there are three in "shut the fuck up".
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A couple of sayings I'm known for are.........
When asked how I am I'll reply 'Not too bad for an old guy' or if asked if I've been good 'If a guy doesn't drink, smoke & have sex, he has to be good. Boring but good'.
When asked how I am I'll reply 'Not too bad for an old guy' or if asked if I've been good 'If a guy doesn't drink, smoke & have sex, he has to be good. Boring but good'.
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
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"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway."
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saddle up it's tighten up time girls - CSM Lee
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Circumstance does not make the man, it reveals him to himself.
J. Allen
J. Allen
Its not who i am, but what i do that defines me.
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"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway."
Oh i like that one, thats really good.
Its not who i am, but what i do that defines me.
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It's a case of mind over matter. I don't mind because you don't matter.
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Who Dares Wins