I live at home with my parents and share a room with my brother and every so often i have to move aaround my collection of 'magazines' around the house so that they aren't found and i thought that this would be a good discussion thread on here, so without further ado:
Where do you hide your porn?
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
You share a room with your brother you say?
Just put it in the bottom of one of his drawers, so if anyone finds it just blame it on him...that's what I would do...
You share a room with your brother and you're 19?
Get a small tool box with a lock. Hide it in there. Even if someone finds it they can't get to it. You can make up a number of reasons as to why you would have a need for a locked tool box. Like you could say you have a journal that you want to keep private or that you and your girlfriend keep private personal things in it or something.
Unless you go with what felix, or sprite said,
I don't think there is a safe place for porn.
I never had any luck hiding it. It's like a magnet, capable of attracting moms from all across the globe.
So in agreement with sprite, leave it in plain site (tastefully) and be proud
share your brother your magazine so that no need to hide lol, just keep on the place that he cannot reach
Places where I tried to hide stuff with reasonable success included under a chest of drawers, inside guitar cases and I also had an awesome persian rug that went partly under the bed which I hid stuff under.
Tough break in your situation there boss, I'm not that creative. Put them on the coffee table and cover with car or plane mags. People are always oblivious to the obvious.
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
What I usually do to hide my porn magazines is whenever the Jehovas Witnesses leave their literature on my doorstep, I just take the covers off their magazines and put it over my porn magazines...
Then I can just leave them out on the coffee table and believe me, nobody goes near them...
Works like a charm...
Buy a safe with a lock and key!
Ask your brother if there's anywhere he can hide it for you, if he's cool with that.
I've never had all that much physical porn, I mostly use the internet.
Is it such a big deal if it gets found? Your parents probably expect it, so once it has been found there will be a little awkwardness, but unless you think they'll 'confiscate' it, then they'll probably not bring it up again (unless jokingly). I can't imagine that your parents are very interested in your sexual habits.
You know, there is this thing called the internet now, it’s pretty much made physical magazines obsolete :P
However on a more serious note, if you have tiles for ceiling you could slip them up in there, you could also try hiding it in your houses vent system. Guess it’s really hard to think of creative hiding spots when we have no clue what your room actually looks like.
This sounds bonkers, but it's tried and tested by me: take the sidepanel off your PC and hide em inside the case, just make sure they don't interfere with the fans or anything, preferably stick em on the floor of the PC. Best place for em, unless your computer has a windowed sidepanel.
Mostly I agree, why try to be sneaky. Every guy is looking at porn or wants to, so keep them discreetly hidden whats the worst that can happen if they are found. If you really need to keep them hidden, I have tried the ac vent before. I would be a bit leary about putting them in my computer case. There is enough heat in there already.
Otherwise get online, ctrl-shift-p and start browsing
My bathroom shower had a leak, I had to break the dry wall to get to the pipes. I found porn magazines there, guess the previous owner found a good spot. They were a couple of years old.
people still buy porn mags?
If you like those particular mags, how about scanning them into PDF, sticking a long password on the file, and getting rid of the magazines. No evidence!
You could even put the file on a USB stick, so it goes wherever you go. Though possibly a bit over the top!
I have a HUGE metal with ply wood shelf's `so I would pop the bottom shelf and there was a bit of a gap to the floor so I would stash them there. But stooped buying mags awhile back. Started to buy DVD's and downloading porn that seem easier to hide. BUT again you have a lack of privacy too THAT SUCKS ASS
How about this? Buy a small, wall mounted cupboard (like the ones you get in bathrooms/restrooms) and fix it to the wall by your top bunk. You can say that you want somewhere to keep your reading books and magazines somewhere handy when you want to read in bed and don't want to wake your brother up.
do you have a tile ceiling?
if so, just hide them in the ceiling, my room had one so thats what i did
....your tree house maybe???? - I dunno!!
USB flash drive
Buy more than one, they're small, discreet, hold pics and videos, and no one will freak if they see it lying around (except probably you)
first off I have a question......... Why magazines?
I would recommend just getting a USB like the guy above me said or just use websites. If you have physical movies or dvds or magazines dont put them in obvious places like drawers or the top of the closet. I would say maybe in between your mattress and box spring, or under your dresser.
I take the bottom drawer out and put mine under there.
A woman's naked arse would have to be one of the most beautiful things every created...
As a mother of two adult men, I say don't hide it. Having said that, don't go leaving it open at your favorite pages on your unmade bed either. If your mum found your porn stash in a drawer you keep personal things in and was offended by it... I would then question her as to whether you have any right to privacy.
