your walking down the side walk when you get thursty. you see a vinding machine that takes dollers, it has sguiggly lines you cant read on it. deciding to heck with it you put a doller in................
now you tell me what u get for that doller.
example:
i put a doller in and a 10 story nude female giant apears out of no where picks me up shoves me in her pussy and walks away.
i'd have to say... a free plane ticket to any where i chose
I Put In A Dollar And Jessica Biel Appears With A Bottle Of Champagne And Naughty Little Smile!!
This reminds me of an old joke.
A newlywed couple are on their honeymoon. Having lots of sex late one night. After one of their trysts the bride says she is hungry and asks her hubby to get her a drink and snack out of the vending machine. He gets up and starts putting on his pants.
"Baby, it's after midnight. The vending machine is right across the hall. Just run real quick. I'll make it worth your time." She says as she licks her lips eyeing his crotch.
He grins and grabs some change. Opens the door and peeks... no one around. He races across the hall and gets a drink and a bag of chips. Just as he turns around the elevator doors open and out steps 3 nuns. He freezes in terror.
The nuns stand and stare. One speaks up... "Oh look, they have one of those novelty vending machines. Let's give it a try" Says one nun with a wry smile. She puts two quarters in the man's mouth, and pulls his cock. He drops the bag of chips.
"Oh, I want to try too." says the second nun. She too puts 2 quarters in the man's mouth and pulls his cock. He drops the drink.
"Well, this is downright naughty. I want my turn too." Pipes in the third nun. She puts 2 quarters in his mouth and pulls his cock. .....
"Oh look, it gives hand lotion too!"
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates Oh my, Frenchy and Nikki together, My dreams just came true and I even saved a dollar
heehee ;) and we got an extra toy too besides the ones i have here in my bedroom
i put a doller in and out pops a huge party, everyone dance!!!
I put in a dollar and pops the sweetest cowgirl in a new pickup waiting for me to take her home!
I put in a dollar and out pops this golden egg. Written on it is Take me home and sit on me. OK so I take it home and sit on it. It grows and grows. Out hatches this blue eyed, muscle bound, hunk of a man.
says he is lookin for CuriousButterfly. WTF??? I want my dollar back.
By the way, it's You're, vending, sidewalk , thirsty, nowhere, and dollar. Sheesh!
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
I put a dollor in and get a message that all the men & women in the world have told my ex-boyfriend to get lost, he'll never get laid again for the rest of his life.
I put in My dollar and poof my heartache goes away!
i put in a dollar and im endowed with time bending power. i go all over time looking for the best movie and cartoon.
I put Dollar in and out came Thereza Bazar and David Van Day ( '70's and '80's pop band from the UK)
I put in a dollar and "poof" nothing happens. Guess that's my luck
I put in a dollar and out pops a bottle of dom whoo hooo party.
i put in a dollar and out pops old frends, we go to lyon's party
I put in a dollar and out pops a pile of new toys for my playroom, including a new ice machine!
I put in a dollar and out pops the data needed for a cure to all the known cancers.
I put in another dollar and out pops the data for the cures for all the STD's known to man.
I put in another dollar and out pops a bottle pheromones that only attracts women that I find attactive.
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
I put in a dollar and a thin long tongue comes out that reaches under my skirt..... and well, does it's expert work lol
I put in a dollar and out comes a check from Bill Gates for $9,999.99
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
I put in a dollar and out popped a dildo in the shape of a carrot!!
I put in a second dollar and out pops Jen now we can go have some fun at my place :D Only 3 allowed are me nikki and jen
I put a dollar in and a magical unicorn appears!