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Which are the worst lines that you came across when you were asked for the chat?
ladies are a bit choosy about the kind of person they should be with so which are the lines that turn you off?

watch out guys..can be a good learning


ok head start from me...'i am horny'..
Catnip
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I don't remember them.
TopThis
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Nice shoes, want to cyber?
TopThis
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Him: Hi
Me: Hello
Him: My cock is hard




Nikki703
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No particular lines. Just hate it when a guy or girl for that matter sends me messge saying they are horny and do I want to cyber. Especially if a guy and he says "Hey, Im 10" and hard, want to cyber or webcam". Like he is honoring me with his desires. Fuck That!!!
WellMadeMale
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Her: "Hey"

Me: 'Hay's for horses.'

Her: "What r ya n2?"

Me: 'Standard, in & out...Boom Boom Vanilla Room, yanno...you?'

Her: '4 my 13th birfday, my Daddi gave me a puppie, a ponie and some roap!"

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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"Yep, thats a picture of me!"

Then tineye says otherwise...
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I've never had cheesy chat up lines ha ha.

I want a cheesy chat line, just so I can input on a another Lush forum
DirtyMartini
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I've never had cheesy chat up lines ha ha.

I want a cheesy chat line, just so I can input on a another Lush forum


"Hey Bee, what's the buzz? Want to make some honey back at the hive???"

Just trying to help you out...

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sprite
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my favorite here at Lush is getting IM'ed by some guy:

"hey, I'm bored. Wanna chat?"

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Him: Hi there
Me: Hi
Him: what you really look like -->
Me: not even close


Him: Hi there, i like the pics on your profile, wanna chat?
Me: I dont have any pictures.....


Him: Hey
Me: Hi
Him: So whats up?


How do you even reply to that last one?! Birds? Helicopters? Drug users? Clouds? Is there actually a correct answer to this question? lol

Oh an another quick one, "hows things?" really? Like really? Well for starters my job is shite, my bf had an affair with his ex whos also the mother of his first son for the whole time i was pregnant with our child and then for the next 4 months after that too, my bathroom has a leaky bath, toilet and sink and there is also a leak in our roof, the car failed its MOT, my gran has just had her hip replaced with a plastic one, my brother broke his leg im suffering from PMT and an old woman put my cat in a wheelie bin for laughs. Thats how things are atm.
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Quote by Dontholien


Him: Hey
Me: Hi
Him: So whats up?


How do you even reply to that last one?! Birds? Helicopters? Drug users? Clouds? Is there actually a correct answer to this question? lol



Hard-ons and helicopters. If you only have the 1st one, beat it.
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Quote by Dontholien


Him: Hey
Me: Hi
Him: So whats up?


How do you even reply to that last one?! Birds? Helicopters? Drug users? Clouds? Is there actually a correct answer to this question? lol



Hard-ons and helicopters. If you only have the 1st one, beat it.


How very rude!
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Nice shoes, want to cyber?





That's hilarious!!!!
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I've never had cheesy chat up lines ha ha.

I want a cheesy chat line, just so I can input on a another Lush forum


"Hey Bee, what's the buzz? Want to make some honey back at the hive???"

Just trying to help you out...


Now then Mr Camera dude... you always give me the bee line; but unless I'm mistaken with you and me it's just the Buzz of having fun! I tried to make it rhyme for you, did I do ok?
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"You have great wood, can I climb it"""


If a gal can do that,, I want no part of her parts
BigDaddyRich
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What's up, how r u today, lets have cybersex, etc...
Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.

BigDaddyRich
Dancing_Doll
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"hi, can u write a story about me?"

ChaCha
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The WORST: and I quote " so can I fuck you wet cunt or what"........this was from a new "friend", needless to say that was the end of our "friendship".....REALLY?! WTF?!

PS If you poke and I don't poke back, that doesn't mean poke me 3 more times :/
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Quote by Dontholien

....
Me: Hi
Him: So whats up?


How do you even reply to that last one? ...
Is there actually a correct answer to this question?
....


Technically, I believe the correct answer is the counterclockwise cross product of the two vectors that define the horizontal plane.

But, then, that may be a little too geeky.

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Technically, I believe the correct answer is the counterclockwise cross product of the two vectors that define the horizontal plane.

But, then, that may be a little too geeky.



LOL. I thought it was funny.
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The WORST: and I quote " so can I fuck you wet cunt or what"........this was from a new "friend", needless to say that was the end of our "friendship".....REALLY?! WTF?!

PS If you poke and I don't poke back, that doesn't mean poke me 3 more times :/


poke... poke... poke... poke... *giggles and runs away*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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for a change

girl- hey..i dont cyber

boy- ok..i can chat normal

girl- how long are you..?
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Hey...I really like your poems...did you write them?

...seriously.
sprite
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Hey...I really like your poems...did you write them?

...seriously.


omg, i remember when i had what i thought were obvious model pictures for my avatar and people watned to know if they were me! btw, i like your poems... did you... umm.. *giggles* nevermind!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

2706ali
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"i think i love you....but i would like to try your body first"
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oops..thought i missed your online message by mistake..howz you?
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Have we had yet; 'get your coat, you've pulled!' LOL
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poke... poke... poke... poke... *giggles and runs away*--Sprite



I would totally poke you back Sprite!!