I nominate Bikebum! OMG he has such a Sexy voice!!!!!!
*ducks* nothing to see here *runs*
I would be happy to volunteer, let me know what I need to do...
There are times she is kneeling out of obedience, reverence and respect. Those are the times it is okay to stand above her. But when she is kneeling because the weight of the world is just too heavy to bear … that is when You should be kneeling beside her.
I can only do the readings if I am allowed to impersonate
Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, Jimmy Stewart, Clark Gable,
Pee Wee Herman, Adam Sandler, Sean Penn or Pierce Brosnan.
I can also impersonate Jim Carey impersonating Phil Hartman impersonating Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon, but that will cost ya.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
I, for one, am going to be watching the audio section with bated breath to hear what comes out next.
I would do it, but I sound in English as Rafa Nadal, people would laff instead of get honry.
I would gladly do it, but I am Cornish (with a bit of the rest of the country thrown in) - and if ever there was an accent that ISN'T sexy - it's Cornish lol
If, however, we have a contingent of Cornish-loving women who want to hear stories read in their own tongue - then maybe I am an option? ahh, a rare breed indeed lol
You know, I'd gladly do some recording and I've been told I have a sexy voice... but the thing is I think there's already too much of the same voices over and over in the audio stories section.
No offense to whomever the woman is who does most of the reading of the stories I've heard, but as something of an audiophile when it comes to female voices, I'd like to hear a VARIETY of sexy female voices, not the same one over and over again.... And I know there are lots more audiophiles out there with an appreciation for a VARIETY of sexy voices of both genders.
Look, I mean, the effort is appreciated... but the same voice just gets... boring. I'm sorry to say.
And the thing is, I think the ladies would get bored too, hearing MY voice, or ANY one guy's voice, over and over again. Even if it is a nice, sexy voice (they'd have to be the judges of that)... Not only that, but I think the readers themselves get bored with it. Again, I hate to be critical and hurt anyone's feelings, but the readings of some of these stories has seemed pretty rote, the style pretty monotone - especially at first. I'd hate to reach the point were I was bored with reading the stories....
Plus, you know, my voice is a mature man's voice. I sounded a lot different in my 20's than I do now. There are some vocal parts that my voice just doesn't fit... Take, for example the woman reading the majority of the stories I've heard. Again, I really don't mean to hurt her feelings, but being realistic and honest, her voice is a mature voice. A sexy mature voice, but a mature one all the same. So when she reads the part of a much younger gal in first person, well, it just breaks the spell. And if I'm supposed to be reading the story of some college boy, well, that might not work out quite right for the listener...
Now, one more gripe... Why aren't more AUTHORS recording their OWN stories? I mean, at first I often clicked on a story from a new author I haven't heard before excited to see what she sounds like, only to be disappointed to hear that same old voice AGAIN. Now, I don't get my hopes up... In the case of an author reading their own stories I don't care if their voice doesn't fit the protagonist's part... It's just cool to hear the author read their own story.... The site needs much more of that.
That's my 2 cents....
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