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Lush caption competition

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Matriarch
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She's surfing lush stories, how would you caption this photo?

Active Ink Slinger
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Stacey couldn't believe her eyes when she borrowed her brother's laptop to do some coursework. "Incest stories?!" She cried, "Time for a lock on the bedroom door!"
Wild at Heart
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"They put the what in the what!?"
Lurker
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Oh my goodness, another shocking comment made on the forums by WMM!
Matriarch
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Some good ones already.
Active Ink Slinger
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Thats not the avatar I posted last night!
Lurker
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video chatroom on lush!? no way!!! i gotta try this!
Matriarch
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"Wow, bigdick4u certainly wasn't lying, those profile pics are proof of that"
Active Ink Slinger
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Oh shit. I coulda swore he was wearing a watch before he put his hand in there!
Lurker
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"Monorail woman says: I iz in ur chatrooms seeing wut i can haz get away wif!"
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Quote by DirtyMartini
"Somebody gave my latest story a 2? The bastards, let me go hunt them down..."




That is so, so apt....but, seriously.....

"MK declined my friend request?"
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Matriarch
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"Oh, that's what watersports also means, yuck!"
Active Ink Slinger
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What! I've been banned from the site?!?! I'm suing Lush.
Matriarch
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Quote by SweetPenny
What! I've been banned from the site?!?! I'm suing Lush.


That was a classic.
Lurker
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Whoa! I need to try that! Now!
Matriarch
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"I didn't even know that was physically possible"
Matriarch
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"Mom?"
Lurker
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"Daddy? What are you doing with Mom?!?"
Active Ink Slinger
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I need a cold shower now, after that chat with scooter!
Matriarch
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"Sent to jail for playing the drums, that's preposterous"
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Quote by nicola
"Sent to jail for playing the drums, that's preposterous"


Am I the only one here who doesn't know what this means?
Lurker
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That's the last time I put a "vibrating egg" in my pussy when writing a story! Did I really say that?
Active Ink Slinger
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"Does it really say 1000 new messages in my inbox?"
Lurker
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OMG i need to get me flask !
Matriarch
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"I've been booted out of the chat room for being an annoying troll? I can't believe it."