Hi
I posted this on the 'story' part of the site (under 'Love poems'... I know, sex isn't love, so cybersex certainly gets the thumbs down... but have you read some of the stuff on there?) and they rejected it. Something about 'standards', a nebulous enough term for even a government to hide behind, never mind a porn site... A dubious one too for a site that turns a blind eye to mums and dads copulating with sons and daughters. (No, I'm ok really, not annoyed at all... it's just my out-dated British sense of 'fair play' and appreciation of irony.) Anyway, for want of anywhere else to stick it (apart from the obvious) and at their suggestion, I'm posting it here. Tell me what you think, if you can be arsed.
Thanks x
Cybersex
Cybersex, the safest sex,
As safe as sex can be.
I jack with Jill,
Don't need a pill
To stop a pregnancy.
No STD's, no crabs, herpes
Or Aids or hepatitis C
Can leap the void,
So I've enjoyed
Hot cybersex with two or three...
Or four, or five, or six -
Ok, they say that sexual addiction's
Quite a sad and dangerous disease.
A solitary sinful act -
Well, it takes two to be exact
And either sex, so twice the chance to please.
Experience the decadence
Of ancient Rome
While sat at home!
An instant online orgy and it's free.
'Show me wot uv got!
Ohhhh yessssss! av u done this a lot?'
'Well, yes... we did it twice last Tuesday, actually.'
My cock's unrecocognisable,
To show more's not advisable -
(Here's not the place
To share your face, address or mobile number...)
One handed typing is my forte
While I show you something naughty
I can do with half a fresh cucumber.
Few girls will cam,
They think they have to look like Pamela
Anderson before a man will want to see them nude.
But no, your saggy tits
And flabby arse's cellulite and zits
Will get me going,
It's the showing that I find so rude.
I've wanked for girls,
But not till I've been told
They're old enough,
I've wanked for women,
Old and rough,
I've cum for queens and done things, told them stuff -
That you don't really need to hear -
To get them off, and they appear, er...
Sexually relieved -
If 'cuummmmminggg!!!!!' is a word to be believed...
No masturbating on that future date,
We'll mate.
'Yeah penetrate n pull my hair n
Hurt me god ur so big lover mmm.'
'What? UK? Hey, you're not too far away!
Say, know that Travel Lodge on the M62?
I'll pay.'
'Hell yes i do
oh babe im so wet
i cnt w8 to fuk wit choo.
Call me ur bitch n slut n whore
n slap my arse...'
'Oh, babe, if you're,
Up for it I'll fill that hole too!
Let's do it, screw it, when can I meet choo?'
Cybersex was safer sex
Until the wife caught me.
No broadband in my caravan,
She's got herself a proper man,
So take precautions: purge your History.
Lurker
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music to my ears lol!! Hear Hear!!
Brilliant!
ENCORE!
