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Thank you, chef. Rump, get me an apple martini and keep them coming!
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Latest poem, Longing, is out now! College Sex:   New story now available!
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scooter wrote:Good morning all, each and every one of yous, After all these crazy days of celebration such as; sweetest day, boss's day, secretary day, presidents day, birthdays (there seems to be a new one or two every day), and 420 day, we finally have one I can sink my teeth into; "Veterans Day" I wish the best to all veterans and there families. That's awful good of you CurlyGirly. sure, I'll have a taste of what ever you have there. A Big Sandwich would be good right about now also.  Chef, I brought that drum kit in just for you. Careful banging on them babies though, looks like a good way to bust a few drum sticks. We have enjoyed balmy 60 degree weather since Tuesday morning, and today will be the last until about Thanksgiving Thursday. That's about the time Indian Summer sets in around here. The golfing has been fantastic. We've pretty much had the run of the course. Hard Drive troubles or not, keep up the good work Poppet.
I know it sounds crazy, but jot those thoughts of yours down on paper before they are lost forever..Don't take all the nice weather back to Florida naughty, leave us all a few degrees anyways. Well, once again, the golf Gods are waiting,,  Thanks hun, Will do.. Also thinking of getting an external hard drive.
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Ahhh Monday! Thank God(whomever you choose) for Monday!!
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Wow, someone who likes Mondays? I mean, I'm not as down on the day as some but not sure you'd ever hear me going "Thank God for Monday".
My recent stories, a threesome and some phallic poetry: The Celebration - A FantasyMy Man : A Phallic OdeBe Happy. Be Horny. Be Lush.
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Afternoon, Lushers. me, I had a great weekend with the Saints and my Louisiana college teams (Tech and State) both winning, BUT, I had a rough Sunday night with a sinus headache from hell that didn't ease off until a cold front finally made it through. At first I thought it might be a SRH (semen retention headache) but remedial treatments, while no doubt of benefit, failed to relieve all suffering. However, that, plus a mess of sudefedrine and Busty's coffee (it'll clear your head of ALL blockadges) seems to have done the trick. 
RUMPLATIONS: Lush's leading honky-tonk and cyber bar Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out. FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love: Festive Contest winner – honest HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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CurlyGirly wrote:Goodness Sharon, I hope the rest of your day goes better. To be perfectly honest, Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves by Cher started our downward singing spiral.  We also murdered some Journey, Pat Benatar, Hugo, QOTSA, Outkast, Michael Jackson, Johnny Cash, and Indigo Girls. We were pretty much all over the road. Amen to no witnesses! I promised your secret was safe, CG... My bad  
Nothing to see here...
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The Amazing Maz strikes again. :)
RUMPLATIONS: Lush's leading honky-tonk and cyber bar Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out. FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love: Festive Contest winner – honest HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Morning to all who celebrate, Titty Tuesday. In recognition of this enticing event, Busty, for whom every day is, Titty Tuesday, has put her heart and soul, plus some real honest-to-goodness coffee she found in a CARE package someone left out back by the dumpster hot tub, into brewing a pot of hot java that you'll long remember, baring possible brain damage, of course. (Go ahead, try to diagram that sentence. Me, I got lost half-way through writing the fool thing.)
RUMPLATIONS: Lush's leading honky-tonk and cyber bar Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out. FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love: Festive Contest winner – honest HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good morning Rumpsters and Rumpetts, I'm growing to love Titty Tuesdays, especially when it actually falls on a Tuesday  Mazz, it's great to see you hanging out again. 
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After a hideous game against the terrible Chiefs and losing our starting quarterback for at least a few games, I need several shots of Three Wisemen.
I don't care what time it is.
-growls-
" 'He rubbed her shoulders sensually,' what the Hell is that? That isn't sexy. You can't do somebody in the shoulder!"
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Once again, Titty Tuesday drags me back. 
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
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one titty, two titty, 
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it 
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Mazza wrote:I promised your secret was safe, CG... My bad Friggin Mazz and her friggin camera phone!! What the hell, fill me up with some CARE package coffee. I think it might be the only way I'll make it through the week! Glad I remembered to bring my Titty Tuesday mug! Many thanks! 
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Hey slippery an sugar, What a nice pair of pics. you have there! Thats an awesome mug from you too CurlyGirly.. 
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Ah, Titty Tuesday. One of the finest days of the week. This calls for something more ... refined. How old's your scotch, barkeep? Single malt if possible.
My recent stories, a threesome and some phallic poetry: The Celebration - A FantasyMy Man : A Phallic OdeBe Happy. Be Horny. Be Lush.
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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Welcome to this blight on the otherwise fine Lush reputation. Be sure to come back on Sunday when the Right Rev may or may not hold services. They could always use a, Messiah, even a Bleak one to encourage tithing. SUGAR! Good the have you back where you belong. Which reminds me, Mazza, Poppet and Adorablle all lowered their standards enough to send me a friend request. Me, I'm moving on up the social ladder. Seeker, at the moment we're out of single-malt scotch. Would some Safeway Brand do for now? :glasses8
RUMPLATIONS: Lush's leading honky-tonk and cyber bar Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out. FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love: Festive Contest winner – honest HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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How bout a double, single malt scotch Rump Fact, set the hole bar up 
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I love when the drinks are on Scoot! 
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
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I'm confused...as usual. So I've always thought a single malt scotch was Mazza or one of her kilted kin holding onto a single malted shake: vanilla, chocolate or strawberry. Live and learn, I suppose.
RUMPLATIONS: Lush's leading honky-tonk and cyber bar Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out. FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love: Festive Contest winner – honest HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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get ready....to rock....
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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Morning. Hang in there, ye porn meisters and porn meisterettes. It's 'Hump Day which means a downhill slide into the weekend can now begin. There's hot water, hot chocolate, and something Busty swears is hot coffee. There's a fresh supply of Beaver Breath Brandy available for pre or post coffee consumption.. Sugar, thanks for the music. You done did good.
RUMPLATIONS: Lush's leading honky-tonk and cyber bar Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out. FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love: Festive Contest winner – honest HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Morning. Hang in there, ye porn meisters and porn meisterettes. It's 'Hump Day which means a downhill slide into the weekend can now begin. Hump Day suggests another way to spend the day, too.  Pass me a coffee (or tea if you've got the kettle on).
My recent stories, a threesome and some phallic poetry: The Celebration - A FantasyMy Man : A Phallic OdeBe Happy. Be Horny. Be Lush.
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seeker4 wrote: Hump Day suggests another way to spend the day, too. Pass me a coffee ( or tea if you've got the kettle on). This place has a kettle? It's gotten a lot fancier than I remember.
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
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Morning, Lush-a-roonies. Someone left a box of day-old doughnuts at the front door. No doubt the plan is to help hide the taste of Busty's latest rendition of something sort of like coffee. Whether that plans works or not, Beaver Breath Brandy will be on hand to help those in need. Slippery, there's no actual kettle around here. However the old coffee pot, the one with the two bullet holes near the top, comes in handy for boiling water.
RUMPLATIONS: Lush's leading honky-tonk and cyber bar Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out. FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love: Festive Contest winner – honest HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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seeker4 wrote:Wow, someone who likes Mondays? I mean, I'm not as down on the day as some but not sure you'd ever hear me going "Thank God for Monday". I work long hours on the weekend. Monday is my first day off! Its been a busy week here in North Carolina. Im trying to get packed up and ready to head for home! FLorida here I come(next monday, 4 days left here in Charlotte, but who's counting?) Rum can you hook me up with some baileys in hot chocolate? Its just what I need on this soggy cold thursday.
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Lush-a-roonies, thats one a the nicest things anyone has ever called me Rump I know it's not Monday and all naughty, but here you go miss nurse.  If it wasn't for good nurses and naughty nurses alike, working the weekend shift, I'd probly be belly-up by now 
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(slides over a Bailey's and hot chocolate for Naughty Nurse) Scooter, many thanks for your comment on my 'From Becky...' story. It was a much appreciated, atta boy.
RUMPLATIONS: Lush's leading honky-tonk and cyber bar Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out. FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love: Festive Contest winner – honest HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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 Sigh... One of those days, full of good intentions but getting little done... How's about a cup o' joe to spur me on? (Or can I possibly slip a little something stronger in?? *checks watch* YEaH!)
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