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Is the reigning champion for swallowing bangers whole
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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^^^^^LMAO
She's really a stripper by day, teacher by night - hence the outfit
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Sunbathes NUDE on the promenade around the Opera House in Sydney (when visiting)
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx
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Has SEEN the abominable snowman
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Has to take her shoes off to count higher than 8
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Is really from some obscure country in the former USSR and still works for the kgb....he can kill with just his pinky
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Gives out her telephone number and cybers everyone who asks
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kicks little old ladies walking on the street...
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teases the little boys
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teases the little boys too...........
and girls
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Once rode a horse through a bar on a Wednesday afternoon in June, just because she could.
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Used to sell jelly beans on a street corner when he was desperate for money
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Works a haunted house for Halloween hence the makeup
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tastes like chicken
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She is the Godchild of Ginger from Gilligan's Island.
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she has a crush on me!!
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Yes, I'm afraid I do!
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was once arrested for kidnapping garden gnomes
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Uses the dark tanning cream on her starfish, so she can flirt with the girl that does her anal bleaching.
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Really dislikes sheer cloth. Just put that one on to tease
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Is very quiet and shy....
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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Is really a blueberry because he has a permanent case of blue balls
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Has just been apointed Education Secretary in Cameron's re-shuffle
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has a pencil dick he uses to write his name in the snow
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Has a whole wardrobe of seafood related clothing
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Hates black and white photos.
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he is not tidy when he bangs, he makes a big mess
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