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Posted: Wednesday, October 28, 2009 5:49:47 PM

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Faye and Ethel are two old sisters, both of whom are virgins. One evening, Faye says to Ethel, "I don't want to die a virgin. I'm going out and I'm not coming home until I've been laid."

Ethel replies, "Well OK, but make sure you're home by 10 o’clock so I shouldn't worry about you."

10 o'clock comes and goes and there's no sign of Fay, then 11 o'clock and midnight. Finally, just after 1 o’clock in the morning, the front door opens and in walks Faye. She heads straight for the bathroom.

Ethel is worried so she knocks on the bathroom door and shouts, "Are you OK Faye?

No answer, so she opens the bathroom door and sees Faye sitting there with her panties around her ankles, legs spread wide apart and her head stuck between her legs looking in her pussy.

"What's the matter?" asks Ethel.

Faye replies, "It was ten inches long when it went in and only five inches when it came out. When I find the other half, Ethel, you too can have the time of your life."

"So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."

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