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sisters wrote:I love this thread...
Maybe we should re-name it The Shylass Rage Cage 
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Shylass wrote:Sorry.  aww dont say sorry! this is the rage cage...this is what its for!
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and do you understand whats going to happen now just cuz you couldnt play nice? cuz you just couldnt get over your shit and do the right thing? that means im not going to play nice anymore either...it means im pissed off and i am going to rip your fucking face off. it means im going to drag my feet and play for the rest of the summer. it means im going to take what NM allows me and not just what i know you can afford. it means no more deviled eggs for you ever again you fucking narcissistic asshole.
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all these years later and i still have bad dreams and i wake up like it was yesterday. i hope that you and your perfect wife and your perfect job and your perfect life and your perfect home and your perfect smile get hit by a giant train and dragged across the continental US with it's cattle guard jammed into your crotch and i hope your balls explode and heal and explode over and over, every 10 minutes until the pain drives you crazy and i hope that donkeys dance on your face and ant crawl down your throat and scorpion crawl up your ass and i hope that your cock falls off and i hope that you live to be a million and that you suffer like that every single day of your life knowing it will never ever end and i hope you think of what you did to me the entire time.
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I have this big beef at the minute especially with all this warm weather around at the moment (yeah i know it won't last). It started last Saturday when i went to see a gig which was very packed and unbearably hot. There were boys standing around me who stank of body odour and i'm not just talking about dirty biker types, they were normally dressed human beings. And yet again today not only when i went to work but especially on the bus home. For gods sake do these people have problems with their noses or are they just too poor to afford deodrant - please, please go to the pound shop, there is one in every high street !
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sprite wrote:all these years later and i still have bad dreams and i wake up like it was yesterday. i hope that you and your perfect wife and your perfect job and your perfect life and your perfect home and your perfect smile get hit by a giant train and dragged across the continental US with it's cattle guard jammed into your crotch and i hope your balls explode and heal and explode over and over, every 10 minutes until the pain drives you crazy and i hope that donkeys dance on your face and ant crawl down your throat and scorpion crawl up your ass and i hope that your cock falls off and i hope that you live to be a million and that you suffer like that every single day of your life knowing it will never ever end and i hope you think of what you did to me the entire time. HUGS
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sprite wrote:all these years later and i still have bad dreams and i wake up like it was yesterday. i hope that you and your perfect wife and your perfect job and your perfect life and your perfect home and your perfect smile get hit by a giant train and dragged across the continental US with it's cattle guard jammed into your crotch and i hope your balls explode and heal and explode over and over, every 10 minutes until the pain drives you crazy and i hope that donkeys dance on your face and ant crawl down your throat and scorpion crawl up your ass and i hope that your cock falls off and i hope that you live to be a million and that you suffer like that every single day of your life knowing it will never ever end and i hope you think of what you did to me the entire time. love you glitter girl :)
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My little rant for the day
Take your appologies and shove them, You lied, you lied, you lied, to ME!.
For months on end, even when I queried you; told you of my need for honesty, asked you point blank for the truth you promised me you were honest and "just being me". Well it turns out that you were not 'just being you' at all.
Why?
What did you get out of it?
What joy is there in lies, did you not think that those lies would eventually be uncovered?
I want my friend back and he's never going to be there for me ever again.
It's as if he has died and I feel lost, I want to be able to turn to him and share things from my day, to tell him the things that made me laugh and the things that had me stamping my feet in frustration.
If you learn one thing from this, take the fact that your actions affect others
And that being sorry does NOT fix what your lies have broken
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what the fuck did i do!
I thought you were in pain.
terns out you think i dont want you and after I find the nerv to talk to you about you are going to act like it doesnt matter.
I love you and the only thing you can do is give me these good damn road blocks keeping me from you.
I'm tired and week and in pain. we dont talk to each other and now that i open up its to much to handle.
fml!
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People who think they know what's best for you really annoy me.
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no you dont get to move back in dipshit! you're insane...get meds.
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3am is NOT an appropriate time to call me and tell me you love me and miss me cause your drunk or stoned or just plain stupid. People that have responsibilities and jobs SLEEP at that time. I AM sleeping at that time. Nor is it appropriate to get mad at ME when I catch YOU fucking someone else and I kick your ass at the curb. No. I don't want to listen anymore. You don't know how to listen.No. I don't want to talk about it anymore. You don't know how to talk without yelling.No. I will not let you come back. It was never that good to begin with.No. I will not give you another chance. A chance to do what? Fuck me over again? PUHLEEZE...Now grow the fuck up and quit acting like a spoiled fkn brat that doesn't get their own way. This shit happened 2yrs ago. Get the fuck over it. I did. **I am going back to my bed to SLEEP after being rudely woken up by some douchebag on the phone at an ungodly hour**
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I'm raging at myself. I have to memorize my script within two weeks for my community theatre production.
Granted I got the script four weeks ago still, I only know four lines out of thirty six. (They are big lines).
"Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken."
Simone de Beauvoir
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i said i would be there, that i would do the right thing for the kid. i might not enjoy the concept now but i wasn't walking away from my fuck up as many opportunities as you gave me, now YOUR EX FIANCE GETS TO RAISE MY KID BECAUSE HE KNOWS BEST? WHAT THE FUCK. oh and now your family is picking his side? and now i get no choice? because your EX (who i am assuming is an ex for a reason, as many times as you talk about getting in fights, and arguing over everything) gets to have the final say in a matter HE HAS NO FUCKING RIGHT TO VOICE AN OPINION OVER? sweet fucking jesus you psychotic bat-shit insane fucking woman. I know i'm not interested in you, and that you are without a doubt the BIGGEST thing i regret doing in my life. but that doesn't mean im going to let a kid grow up in as fucked up of a household i did. but SURPRISE your EX (who should i ever meet, i WILL gladly exchange severe words with.) gets to go, " I know best, i want to be the acting father"
i should have seen two kids two different fathers as a obvious warning. but hey i was drunk, i didn't care, I wanted to get laid. And laid i got. oh, wait, the pill failed? more like your were never on it to begin with you lying sack of shit. i swear i wish putting someone in the hospital would justify not tasting freedom for three years.
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Sprichler wrote:i said i would be there, that i would do the right thing for the kid. i might not enjoy the concept now but i wasn't walking away from my fuck up as many opportunities as you gave me, now YOUR EX FIANCE GETS TO RAISE MY KID BECAUSE HE KNOWS BEST? WHAT THE FUCK. oh and now your family is picking his side? and now i get no choice? because your EX (who i am assuming is an ex for a reason, as many times as you talk about getting in fights, and arguing over everything) gets to have the final say in a matter HE HAS NO FUCKING RIGHT TO VOICE AN OPINION OVER? sweet fucking jesus you psychotic bat-shit insane fucking woman. I know i'm not interested in you, and that you are without a doubt the BIGGEST thing i regret doing in my life. but that doesn't mean im going to let a kid grow up in as fucked up of a household i did. but SURPRISE your EX (who should i ever meet, i WILL gladly exchange severe words with.) gets to go, " I know best, i want to be the acting father"
i should have seen two kids two different fathers as a obvious warning. but hey i was drunk, i didn't care, I wanted to get laid. And laid i got. oh, wait, the pill failed? more like your were never on it to begin with you lying sack of shit. i swear i wish putting someone in the hospital would justify not tasting freedom for three years. Man I hope you have a lawyer because you have rights as the bio dad. Good luck.
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I hate living in silence. Not being a chatty person myself, and there's not a damn thing to talk about. -just saying -just venting : )
Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
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chefkathleen wrote:
Man I hope you have a lawyer because you have rights as the bio dad. Good luck.
I wish i did. but my state, the rights a bio father gets are basically nill unless married, reduced to nill after divorce. the courts here in WI love to roll over for women. i tried a lawyer and was basically told im fucked.
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Sprichler wrote:
I wish i did. but my state, the rights a bio father gets are basically nill unless married, reduced to nill after divorce. the courts here in WI love to roll over for women. i tried a lawyer and was basically told im fucked.
dads really dont get a fair shake. my BIL spent tens of thousands getting his kids away from their psycho mom...wishing you the best of luck man :(
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fuck you! hope you are happy with that tard chuck. now that im single im going to fuck every thing!
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Holy Fucken Shit!! It makes me so pissed off when you find someone who is so convinced that they are talented, that they waist people's time auditioning for something that they are clearly not 'qualified' to do. I've just watched the first episode of Idols SA. Clearly the friends and family that lie to some of the contestants when they tell them they can sing, should be arrested and punished publicly. It's still my favored part though.
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 Fliiping ex who phones late at night,no doubt drunk trying not Brr sucessfully to apologise for something he did ages ago.
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Oooooo i think slipperywhenwet2012 should post in the Meh thread as well...............
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If it wasn't you, and it wasn't me, then who was it? I'll tell you who it was! It was an evil contingent of very naughty Cornish Piskies who crossed the border into Devon to wreak havoc, pillage the humble little border town of Strawberry Bumbleton, tip over the cows, plug up the sheep, pull the whiskers of Gnomes in Fairy Cross (that's a REAL place, I'll have you know!), and then spend the rest of their drunken bender by sneaking into human houses to make the picture in everybody's hallway un-straight.
THAT is why your picture is wonky! It was the sodding Piskies! It wasn't bloomin' me, who is not yet able to empty the fudging dishwasher because I am vaccuuming and dusting all at the same time, as well as making up the beds! I ONLY HAVE ONE PAIR OF HANDS AND ONE BRAINCELL! YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS, YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME!
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Of course you may skip me in line because you're in a hurry. I'm not already 10 minutes late because of traffic. So go right ahead, you pompous, entitled, whiney little bitch. Because you're definitely the only person in the entire fucking smoothie place that's in a hurry. No one cares that you want the dietary supplement because you're watching your figure. (P.S. I don't know why you're watching it, it's not going anywhere anytime soon). So carry on complaining loud enough for the entire place to hear you. Please tell us more about why your life sucks and you got a scratch in your Mercedes and it ruined your entire life, therefore that's why you deserve to bypass 5 others who equally had shit going on and managed to get here BEFORE you. FUCK YOU, Ms. Pompous, Entitled, Whiney Little Bitch. I wish all the bad things in life happen to you, and no one else BUT YOU!! P.S. Yes, your boyfriend WAS staring at my ass (I heard you bitching about it in the parking lot), and if I had the time I would have slipped him my number. NOT because I find him attractive, but because I'd fuck him stupid and then make sure you knew all about it!!
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
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sisters wrote:Oooooo i think slipperywhenwet2012 should post in the Meh thread as well............... I have no idea what the "meh" thread is. Besides, posting here means I'm past the "Meh" stage and am approaching rage.
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
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I feel better just reading your rant... slipperywhenwet. I hope you do too. Take a deep breath and try to relax. It's awful when someone makes your whole body red hot and ready to blow. I have been there, and try really hard not to go there very often. But I know sometimes people just have that way of getting under your skin. Here's a hug 
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it 
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34D wrote:
Out of sight out of mind, if you don't read it you don't know that it is going on. Who cares if people are willing to let their anger out every once in a while to keep it from landing on the wrong person. the rules are that we are not allowed to judge other people for their thoughts. Please respect that, if you can't respect it don't post?
He was making a joke. Once you've been here awhile you'll learn to know who's serious and who isn't.
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