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Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 01, 2012 12:25:27 PM

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I'm the first person SP has had sex with and couldn't make me cum
no wonder she thought was a strap on
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 2:24:14 PM

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Used to be a air hostess on Kamikazi airlines.
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 2:26:24 PM

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can't figure out where he buried his gold
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 2:33:25 PM

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Has never made me laugh or turned me on. Big Hugs
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 2:38:38 PM

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was first choice for captain jack in pirates movies but was too pretty so they gave it to that ugly johnny depp
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 2:43:25 PM

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Was head girl at high school until she was caught licking her way up the school nurses stockings
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 2:46:40 PM

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was supposed to be lies, heehee

cat squealled, she sat on that high heel, and trying to gently pull it out
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 3:49:39 PM

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Slutpuppy brainwashes, cryogenically freezes and keeps her conquests as concubines. Slutpuppy doesn't need to be cryogenically frozen herself, because she is in fact an immortal alien sent from the future to rule over humanity to cultivate us as their sex slaves.
LusciousLola
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 6:55:42 PM

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Is the most unimaginative person on Lush.
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 7:00:07 PM

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Lola really us to like me
poizenivy
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 10:08:48 PM

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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
She is frigid....never ever ever thinks about sex or wants it

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 10:52:33 PM

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Glued my hand to her cute bottom, and will refuse to get help, I ain't complainingbootyshake
HK4167
Posted: Saturday, March 03, 2012 12:42:10 AM

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Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 3,305
Location: Seattle, United States
Working at TGI Fridays at weekends to pay off her student loan.

Welcome to visit my tumblr page at http://HK4167.tumblr.com for erotic arts. Or http://slice-of-moment.tumblr.com for non-erotic arts.
Higherflyer
Posted: Saturday, March 03, 2012 6:29:54 AM

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Joined: 12/4/2011
Posts: 69
Location: Canada
Turns down sex on the first date, like a gentleman.
HK4167
Posted: Saturday, March 03, 2012 11:00:22 AM

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Location: Seattle, United States
Fully clothed when goto sleep.

Welcome to visit my tumblr page at http://HK4167.tumblr.com for erotic arts. Or http://slice-of-moment.tumblr.com for non-erotic arts.
mischiefmaker
Posted: Saturday, March 03, 2012 3:13:41 PM

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Location: Southeast part of the state, United States
Plays the bongos with his feet in an attempt to attract sex partners.
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, March 03, 2012 4:27:14 PM

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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
His idea of mischief is making prank calls and loosening lids on salt shakers

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 03, 2012 4:41:33 PM

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Is a master of "pantie art;" she staples her used panties to pieces of wall board and then randomly sprays different colored paints on them
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Saturday, March 03, 2012 8:48:52 PM

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Location: United States
LOVES to skinny dip in her neighbors pool in the middle of the day
HK4167
Posted: Saturday, March 03, 2012 11:07:59 PM

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Location: Seattle, United States
Has a pool in his house, and lives next door to amyboston.

Welcome to visit my tumblr page at http://HK4167.tumblr.com for erotic arts. Or http://slice-of-moment.tumblr.com for non-erotic arts.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 04, 2012 4:07:14 AM

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Is Elvis Presley's best friend.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 04, 2012 10:48:10 AM

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Is a shape shifter, can morph into a Kitty Cat =^.^=
mischiefmaker
Posted: Sunday, March 04, 2012 11:14:52 AM

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Location: Southeast part of the state, United States
Last time she wore her fox coat at night someone from PETA sprayed red paint on it.
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Sunday, March 04, 2012 7:10:01 PM

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Location: United States
Once impaled a man with a javelin BUT blamed it on the dog next to him
poizenivy
Posted: Sunday, March 04, 2012 8:46:35 PM

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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
has agreed to be my maid if i get him a pink french maid's uniform

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 04, 2012 11:56:43 PM

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has been posting as me for the last 3 years. blindfolded.
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 05, 2012 9:06:55 AM

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is a bathroom tile freak
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 05, 2012 9:10:20 AM

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Is running a competition for a Lushie to design the best background for his AV...
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 05, 2012 9:12:26 AM

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Doesn't have a sense of humor, whatsoever.
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 05, 2012 9:14:02 AM

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is secretly lusting for conversation with me.....
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