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It's your second date. You go over the otherd house for dinner. You excuses herself to use the bathroom. In the bathroom you spill your drink all over the toilet paper. Looking for a new roll you look into what seems to be a toiletries box. Turns out to be filled with vibrators, dildo's. handcuffs, etc. You pick up a vibrator, turn it on and it is abnormally loud. The sound echoes in the bathroom. You exit the bathroom and get back to the dinner table.
What do you do????
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I completely pretend like I didn't see or do anything in the bathroom, and maintain that front almost no matter what. I don't think you have much choice unless it's a drunk group of unusually festive and sexually open guests.
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I probably wouldn't mention anything (unless I was very drunk or we were already having kinky convo), but I'd be secretly excited and looking forward to our eventual playtime with the toybox. Well... unless there was something super freaky in the box like a giant rubber fist or a buttplug the size of a bowling ball.
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Why would you keep that stuff in the BATHROOM??????? xx SF
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Dancing_Doll wrote:
Well... unless there was something super freaky in the box like a giant rubber fist or a buttplug the size of a bowling ball.
Can you please drop this...... Let it go Doll........ IT WAS A BOWLING BALL!!!!! A REAL BOWLING BALL, FOR BOWLING..... IT WAS NOT A BUTT PLUG!!!!! (How many times do I have to say this...... Sheesh!) She brings it up all the time time..... At a dinner party once at mine when my new boss and his wife were there..... At my parents anniversary party..... (Once at a fucking bowling tournament with my work colleagues.... "OH, so you actually bowl with it AS WELL????!!!????") Mind you, the outsize rubber fist IS strictly as ass-tool................. xx SF
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stephanie wrote:Dancing_Doll wrote:
Well... unless there was something super freaky in the box like a giant rubber fist or a buttplug the size of a bowling ball.
Can you please drop this...... Let it go Doll........ IT WAS A BOWLING BALL!!!!! A REAL BOWLING BALL, FOR BOWLING..... IT WAS NOT A BUTT PLUG!!!!! xx SF Let's be honest now... that bowling ball was really an anal bead that had broken off the chain, wasn't it. The bowling pins were the butt-plugs. I gotta get my toy shapes right! Plus when I hear you saying "stretch" from the other room, I know you aren't just watching another one of your work-out videos.  Hehe... ok, I have now traumatized myself with these images. Must. Cleanse. Mind. 
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ricinatl wrote:In the bathroom you spill your drink all over the toilet paper. Why are you sipping your drink while you are on the toilet? 
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Dudealicious wrote:ricinatl wrote:In the bathroom you spill your drink all over the toilet paper. Why are you sipping your drink while you are on the toilet? GOOD GAWD! That was my first thought too! 
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chefkathleen wrote:Dudealicious wrote:ricinatl wrote:In the bathroom you spill your drink all over the toilet paper. Why are you sipping your drink while you are on the toilet? GOOD GAWD! That was my first thought too! me too!! i mean who does that??
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LittleMissBitch wrote:chefkathleen wrote:Dudealicious wrote:ricinatl wrote:In the bathroom you spill your drink all over the toilet paper. Why are you sipping your drink while you are on the toilet? GOOD GAWD! That was my first thought too! me too!! i mean who does that?? Mmm hmm.... and here is the photo evidence. Chef, LMB one of you needs to own up to being the girl in this pic. 
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Hmmm girl sitting on toilet drinking yellow fluid Gawd I hope that is an alcoholic drink she is drinking, otherwise she is very dehydrated 
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That reminds me of Slimer from the Ghostbuster's cartoon. In one hole, out the other.
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Well, beer seem to be processed by the body rather quickly, maybe she's just concerned with optimizing her time?
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LittleMissBitch wrote:chefkathleen wrote:Dudealicious wrote:ricinatl wrote:In the bathroom you spill your drink all over the toilet paper. Why are you sipping your drink while you are on the toilet? GOOD GAWD! That was my first thought too! me too!! i mean who does that?? My first thought, too. Figured he was using that as an excuse to snoop through her things! " Ooopsy, spilled my drink!"
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chefkathleen wrote:Dudealicious wrote:ricinatl wrote:In the bathroom you spill your drink all over the toilet paper. Why are you sipping your drink while you are on the toilet? GOOD GAWD! That was my first thought too! Come'on you lushes, don't tell us you've never taken your glass of booze into the toilet and been happily swilling it down while giving back what you borrowed just 40 minutes earlier. I do this all the time. I do not go rummaging around inside people's cabinets. Nor would I pick up any sex toys I might see laying about, unless I'm pretty sloshed...and then I might take it back to the dinner party and ask for a demonstration. Yeah, I'd be pretty lushed out.
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WellMadeMale wrote:chefkathleen wrote:Dudealicious wrote:ricinatl wrote:In the bathroom you spill your drink all over the toilet paper. Why are you sipping your drink while you are on the toilet? GOOD GAWD! That was my first thought too! Come'on you lushes, don't tell us you've never taken your glass of booze into the toilet and been happily swilling it down while giving back what you borrowed just 40 minutes earlier. I do this all the time. Yeah, I'd be pretty lushed out. Uh... nope.  But it makes me laugh to think that you do. And then I wonder, why am I not surprised?
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lafayettemister wrote:LittleMissBitch wrote:chefkathleen wrote:Dudealicious wrote:ricinatl wrote:In the bathroom you spill your drink all over the toilet paper. Why are you sipping your drink while you are on the toilet? GOOD GAWD! That was my first thought too! me too!! i mean who does that?? Mmm hmm.... and here is the photo evidence. Chef, LMB one of you needs to own up to being the girl in this pic. shit! that was before i went blonde!
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I guess I'd just ask if we can go ahead and open the toy box now instead of wait until the third date. HA Just kidding. I wouldn't say anything. They would probably think I was a creepy snooping stalker or something if they knew that I knew. So I'd pretend not to know. But Ii would greatly increase my desire for a third date! Tuck's American Roadtrip! Albuquerque Anal http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/tucks-american-roadtrip-albuquerque.aspx
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As Guest: I'd come back into the hostess' dining room, and say to her, "Excuse me, but I made a terrible mistake, and spilled my drink all over the toilet paper." I would not say a word about looking for a replacement roll , or the "toybox". But not telling her she needs to get a fresh roll out before she does whatever she goes in there for is just plain rude. Now, if she chose to pursue the matter, and ask If I went looking for another roll, I might say something like, "I did, but all I found was a box of toys. and....um....well, since the subject has come up, just where does that bowling ball GO, anyway?" As host: I would not have a problem. I know where all my toys are, and the bathroom ain't it.
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stephanie wrote:Dancing_Doll wrote:
Well... unless there was something super freaky in the box like a giant rubber fist or a buttplug the size of a bowling ball.
Can you please drop this...... Let it go Doll........ IT WAS A BOWLING BALL!!!!! A REAL BOWLING BALL, FOR BOWLING..... IT WAS NOT A BUTT PLUG!!!!! (How many times do I have to say this...... Sheesh!) She brings it up all the time time..... At a dinner party once at mine when my new boss and his wife were there..... At my parents anniversary party..... (Once at a fucking bowling tournament with my work colleagues.... "OH, so you actually bowl with it AS WELL????!!!????") Mind you, the outsize rubber fist IS strictly as ass-tool................. xx SF so yeah, it's not ok if Doll does it, but you don't see an issue with bringing up the subject of my baseball bat at every get together. how many times to i have to tell you that i keep that latex sleeve on it to protect the wood from drying out and keeping it oiled prevents it from cracking!
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