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Honey flashed her ass to me. She was taunting me to..yeah. You get my drift.
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Ataldeath has his head up his ass and now has a case of rectomyopy which is when the nerves in your eyes get mixed with the nerves in your ass and all ya see is shit.
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Joined: 7/9/2009 Posts: 2,536 Location: Playing with silk scarves and fishnets., United St
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Stuart knows this because he's in a support group for it! Wishing you well, LydiaAn office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice You give Such Sweet Punishment My love poem: Gone From Me
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Lydia was recently arrested at the Campbells corporate headquarters. While pitching her idea for a new v-8 ad she got a little to excited with the "other drink". She was smearing and rubbing it in all over. No charges were pressed, but she was asked never to return.
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LusciousLola know this cause she supplied Lydia with this "said" drink and even has tested it herself a time or two.
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stu's actually a traveling hockey puck salesman who lives in florida
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Fucks women in the bathroom with no condom.
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hangsout in the ladies room trying to peek underneath the stalls
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Likes to join me as I watch people from the stall.
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Altaldeath was a little confused there. He was caught looking underneath Eeyores stall and she kicked his ass and served him his balls. Now he wets his pants whenever he sees a sign for a restroom.
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Joined: 9/30/2009 Posts: 11,363 Location: Cakeland
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Lola is actually Joan Baez's illegitimate lovechild conceived with Jerry Garcia. Her writing talents come naturally. Good genes.
Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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Jeff's talents come from Nicola's Jedi mind tricks. ....and not just his writing! Wishing you well, LydiaAn office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice You give Such Sweet Punishment My love poem: Gone From Me
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Joined: 11/7/2009 Posts: 1,509 Location: a corn field , United States
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Lydia wishes she could become a nun and never have sex again..
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"
Sassy
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Sassy made love to me.
I think that's a good enough diss. :)
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That wasn't Sassy, that was stuart using his girly voice. you were tied up and begging him for more.
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LusciousLola has a deep voice like a mans and that is why she hasn't had a date in the past 20 years.
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me and hubby(goose123) were discussing stu and decided he is actuallya 62yro hippy who ended up in canada avoiding the draft in 1967 & now sells bong pipes on a corner in montreal
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Eye has parents that are a donkey and a a rabbit , that's where her long floppy ears and cute bunny like tail come from.
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stuart pokes people coz he cant do anything else
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eeyore wishes she could be a man...
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"
Sassy
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sassy wishes she was the "shortie in da club" :) .....
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she may wish she was the shortest,but we all know you are a dwarf who cant even write standing up to reach the table!!
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..lmao
is the dwarf's lover but doesn't like to admit it to many people because of the fact that she's a cougar.
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Ataldeath is a bunny the cougar just caught for....well....*grins* You know. Wishing you well, LydiaAn office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice You give Such Sweet Punishment My love poem: Gone From Me
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Lady_Lydia is actually a guy and his newest lover is Wellmademale
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stuart is wmm's male lover
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Latest poem, Longing, is out now! College Sex:   New story now available!
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Lady Sharon loves dogs more than men! :)
Friends are Forever!
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Brent was thrown in jail for perving through Lady Sharon's window
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So was stuart!
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Latest poem, Longing, is out now! College Sex:   New story now available!
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Sharon wishes Stu would kidnap her and have his way with her.
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"
Sassy
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