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Lola`s well made male is a female. green slightly ribbed and 14 inches long and 2-3 inch in diamiter, she buys them at the Greengrocer`s
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J & J know this cause he was seen buying one for himself at the very same time as Lola. 
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Stuart is really "Gurt Buckets" lap dog
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Jack does his jackin on construction paper, then he sprinkles glitter on it. He decorates his mothers fridge with his special artwork.
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Yes baby, cant you keep our dirty little secrets , but yes they do decorate my mams fridge along side the painted imprints of your breasts and pussy, and they do look good with my painted hand prints all over them.
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Jack, knowing my love of cucumbers, paints his cock green for me. He is so sweet.
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Lola is left in a Vegetated state after riding it all night with continued orgasams. She thinks its paddys day every day
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J & J slobbers all over himself every time he see's Luscious Lola. That is why he has been locked up in an insane asylum for the past ten years. 
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Stuart has been running around stealing womans dirty knickers and eating the cotton gussets out of them
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Jack once serenaded a girlfriend (former) with the song "I've got a hot dog for your bun", while in the local library. The old librarian was so worked up at the thought, that she drug him down to the basement to show him her wrinkly bun. 
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Lola stole my cookies!! 
Wishing you well,
LydiaAn office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
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Lady Lydia stole my heart. I had to do something as equally traumatic.
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LusciousLola lost her cherry to an ice pick then used the same ice pick on Lydia for stealing her cookies. 
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Stuart, dog that he is, rolls around in dead, rotting fish. 
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Luscious Lola loves Lincoln Logs
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Ali's addicted to beef jerky.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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mercianknight is really perverted cabin boy who gives blow jobs to all the crew
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Jack likes to pretend that he is the doctor from the "Love Boat", telling all the ladies that the cure for motion sickness is to suck on his willie.
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LusciousLola is a nurse and gives all her patients " Bad Medicine" and lost her right to practice medicine so now she spends her days wiping the drool off of Jacks chin.
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Stuey likes to hump supermodels' legs
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Alissa's ass implants force her panties down constantly! She wants to buy new panties but they are custom and expensive. Alissa's only 4 feet tall.
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LadyX just wants to meet a really nice guy and settle down.
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Dancing_Doll, is actually 66 year old Grunhilda Guchenborgh, of Yonker's, New York. A former Broadway performer in the 1960's, she now runs a boarding school for wayward writers and hoards Persian cats.
Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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WMM is actually one of DD's Persian cats who has learned to use a computer and has several accounts on Lush.
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I used to be one of Alissa's cats who got busted by her husband licking the bowl.
My tail got yanked and bobbed and I was disappeared.
Ms Guchenborgh was kind enough to give a stray Persian shelter at her boarding school.
I plan to lick her bowl too.
Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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WMM is the backup model for "Just For Men" hair products. You can currently see his image on their ads in third world countries, and Canada.
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Our own LadyX really works as a church secretary and plays the piano during Sunday services.
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LusciousLola was seen kneeling before the priest praying supposivly for forgiveness but funny her head was bobbing up and down. 
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Did stuart forget to mention that he was the priest? shame on u stu!
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"
Sassy
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