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Only when I think about Jack and those cucumbers.
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Lola drinks Jack Daniels, and use's cucumbers @ the same time. For what? the world may never know 
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scooters` party trick is hiding lolas cucumbers in his rectum
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Jack is really a Sumotomo Belly Wrestler want-to-be-..!!
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shameless has a nother set of teeth. If he loose's the front one's,,say after he bites some one,, a new one pops out,,,kinda like a shark does.
plus his mom wears army boots, and sports an AK 47: grommit:
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Location: Cakeland
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Scooter knows where all the bones are buried. He's running out of places to bury 'em.
Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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WellMadeMale has tights to match his hat.
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LuciousLola wash's wellmade mans tights of course, even the green ones.
Thats why she knows what she knows!
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Scooter is jealous that I wash WMM's tights. He is especially jealous of the tongue bathing I give his testicles.
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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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LusciousLola like testicles so much shh had a sex change just to be able to suck and lick er own
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Location: a corn field , United States
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Stu is really into guys touching his cock..
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"
Sassy
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sassy is just the right height. I could rest a beer on her head as she does her best work! 
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Scooter got his cock stuck in the wall of this local toilets........ How embarrassing
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Jack is keeping Scooter's cock at full arousal, so he won't be able to get it out.
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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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LusciousLola is a prison guard and loves to strip search all the female inmates 
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Stuart was one of the female inmates.
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So was LadySharon.
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And they were all acted on the instrutions of Governor Lola
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J&J is the inspiration for Hermaphrodite Real Dolls A new century gazzillionaire, HeShe earns 17% on every sale of this model!
Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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WMM has bought 10 of J & J's sex dolls , and proudly keeps them on display in his living room for all to see. 
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Stuey peed on one of the sex dolls just so he could enjoy being beaten with a rolled up newspaper
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Alissa is the doll stuey peed on and she tied him to the leg of her bed and beat him with her horse whip
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jack watched the whole thing and posted it on pornhub.com
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Sharon only knows this because she is always searching sites for anything jack puts up...
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"
Sassy
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Sassy just got a new job in her local sex shop demonstrating strap on`s
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What Jack forgot to mention is that Sassy will use those said strap on's on him later tonight 
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I caught Stuart sniffing a Scooter. Wanna see the photos? I can post 'em in the Perfect Ass thread. Your guess who's the ass, and who is perfect.
Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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WMM is the ass in question and has a god complex to boot.
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WellMadeMale....
is a prototype made in china for 5.88 sold at walmart!
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Lunchbox bought out the store of the WMM doll. He also sports a shirt that says. " I NEED my WellMadeMale.....I need him REAL BAD!".
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