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Ok... So, everyone hates the fuckin' clown avatar... I get it. I don't really dig creepy clowns either. I mean, they're friggin' creepy.
Well Ladies, here's your chance to ditch the clown for a week and dress me up however you like. That's right, the winner gets to pick my avatar for a week. Only two rules...can't be pornographic and can't be gay. I'm not particularly homophobic, but I don't really wanna deal with dudes hitting on me all week either.
So, here's the game:
Ladies----All you have to do is flirt with someone in the room. The guy/girl you wanna flirt with isn't here? Well, what're ya waiting for? Go drag their sorry ass in here and make a creative, funny, sexy, flirty pass at 'em. The best overall flirt at the end of the game gets to pick my pic. You can enter as many times as you want, but only one flirt with the same guy/girl counts and there have to be a minimum of 50 flirts by at least 30 different chicks before the contest is complete. Contest will be open until at least 9/11/13.
Guys--- Easy to play, just show up. Say, "here," or "available," or blab out whatever self-promoting horseshit you think will draw you some action and hang out to see if you catch someone's fancy.
As always I hope everyone has fun and plays nice. The flirtees are welcome to vote for their favorite flirter, but the vote don't mean shit, I'll pick my favorite.
If any questions arise that aren't covered in the basic rules above, well, I'll make some shit up as we go.
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Need some more people in here, well any people, if this is gonna work!!! I know I'd like to see the back of that godawful av, even if it is only for a week!!! C'mon, peeps...
Nothing to see here...
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Hmmm. I *like* the clown. 
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Raven_Star wrote:Hmmm. I *like* the clown. Appears to be the consensus... All the bitching must just be a facade for protecting their secret clown fetish.... 
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The clown is not the sexiest avatar I have seen. I have seen worse. But when I see TexDrifters avatar, I know it's him, and I see past the avatar to the awesome guy I know he really is. Hmmm..What a suck-up I am :)
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TexDrifter wrote:Appears to be the consensus... All the bitching must just be a facade for protecting their secret clown fetish.... Oh. it's not a secret. I want to fuck a clown. Seriously. Let's go. 
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I'll play under 2 conditions and the 1st is non negotiable  No exceptions, don't even try. 1) We keep with the theme here. 2) With all due respect ladies, i would like to invite my good friend Trinket. If she chooses to decline, i'm fair game, if anyone will still have me that is. Apparently, the rest of these chicken shits don't have the balls to juggle. You have my sympathy. How bout it trinket? Care to accompany me to the circus? and play with me under this fuckin clowns Big Top?
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The stage is set, the spot lights are on, action.
Can i be your daredevil?
I have a high wire act like no other, i'll walk i fine line just for you.
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Carefull baby !, words like that may make may make me slip and fall for you.
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trinket wrote:If you slip and fall for me sweety I'll be there to help you up. Just hope we don't slip and fall at the same time  Not a chance, but an act so kind and so sweet, makes me yearn for a taste of your cotton candy treat. 
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trinket wrote:Well I'm not sure I have any cotton candy Sweety, I'll have to check, but if I do, I'll share  well lets sit back and enjoy the show, i have a circus peanut you might want to blow.
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trinket wrote:Ok but if I'm going to be blowing anything, we had better sit in the very back row, in the dark, under a blanky. Circus peanuts are those really big ones aren't they? I like blowing peanuts.  Just sit back and take my dare! just open your mouth, make my python disapear. 
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OMG that is hilarious....Love the show.....Ajax and Trinket should so WIN.... Unless you are just gonna be so kind to show some love to the Princess from the GREAT state of TEXAS... Kisses
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trinket wrote:Are those the jelly pythons you get at the sweet shop? I LOVE those... could suck on one of those lil suckers all day. Wait..... 'your' python? hmmmm this changes things........ Is your python bigger than a circus peanut because I'm not sure I could swallow a python so soon after a circus peanut sweety. I will try just for you though... If I make your python disappear, will you try to find my candy floss and my chocolate buttons?  My giant glow stick would help guide the way. let me grab that tightrope then we can play. 
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trinket wrote:Hey Princess.... there is no rule to say that others can't flirt with Ajax you know........ He's really good at it. That may be true...but to fuck up the fabulous show.....and I am a sucky flirt So for now I will just sit under the big top and hope someone wants to share the blanket and watch the show????
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trinket wrote:Giant glow stick? Tightrope?  Now you're speaking my language Bring it on Sweetikins. You like it rough baby? i can be your Ringmaster. Get ready for!!! a Breath taking , Heart Pounding, Greatest Show on Earth!! 
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Ajax wrote: Greatest Show on Earth!! giggles....this is giving the brothers a run for there money.... 
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vary nice Princess
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RKC wrote:vary nice Princess
Damn towel boy......I ask you to come and flirt with me and that is what i get.....and i thought i was bad Kisses my darlin
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I'm not a fan of clowns, but... I happen to LIKE your avatar.
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It sparkles like your eye when I know you want to do naughty things
Going from pink to purple like your lips as the blood rushes to them as you get ready for excitement
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Poppet wrote:I'm not a fan of clowns, but... I happen to LIKE your avatar. I like it too...I just wanna give him a princessy one to use for a week....
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