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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 11,361
Location: Cakeland
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With the many regions of the world well represented at Lush...How many different ways can we tell or suggest someone to:
buzz off
get lost
'why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?'
One more, before I forget: "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on."I'm eager to read how the Brits, Aussies, Canucks & the other heathen tribes (Bostonians, Czechs & The Dutch - for example) throw their eloquence at the annoyances we all sometimes encounter. If I failed to mention your particular bassackwards nation or city-state, kindly go fuck yourself, and just give us the straight shit.  commence...
Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
Moderator
Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 24,962
Location: Over Jen's lap
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Bite me.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 925,323
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In Prague, you could say " Vyser si voko!" Czech is a delightful language in which the word "peehat" means the act of fucking :)
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Rank: Mazztastic
Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 3,355
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Get tae fuck Away an fuck yersel, ya cunty bawed basturt Get it right up ye
Nothing to see here...
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 1/19/2013
Posts: 58
Location: Canada
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I prefer "Would you kindly go and fuck 31 flavors of off?"
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Rank: Big-Haired Bitch
Moderator
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 7,625
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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Off is the general direction in which I'd like you to fuck.
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/5/2011
Posts: 819
Location: Here
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Vete a la mierda grandisimo hijo de puta
vete a que te coja un burro
Anda a comer mierda
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/8/2010
Posts: 1,408
Location: United Kingdom
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I think you need to join the far queue
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 925,323
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I can be realy mean.
I just look at the person and say: Please.
Edit: or if you want sinonim: Dej spizdi.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2012
Posts: 147
Location: Germany
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some examples in german:
fick dich!
verpiss dich!
hau ab!
zieh leine!
verschwinde!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 925,323
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Fok of jou poes. South African Afrikaans. Fuck off you puss
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Rank: Sophisticate
Moderator
Joined: 8/23/2011
Posts: 5,038
Location: Canada
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Mange la merde. (Quebecois)
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 925,323
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I think the Scots are best at this:
Awa an bile yer heid.
Go fuck yer maw.
Fuck off, or I'll kick your cunt in.
Too many more to mention, really.
Hey, Mazz, a friend of mine used to say "get it up ye", but now she's shortened it to "upyi".
Noo fuck aff, ya divs.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/21/2011
Posts: 1,497
Location: The temple of Naughty, Australia
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Just piss off
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Rank: Matriarch
Moderator
Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 29,269
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principessa wrote:Mange la merde. (Quebecois)  I think Canada and I'd get along. My French is pretty much fluent.
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Rank: Story Verifier
Moderator
Joined: 3/22/2013
Posts: 81
Location: Willo' the Whist Hollow, TN, United States
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Y'all need to tend to all whats yerins (pronounced "urines").
Alden Bradley
The zenith of sensuality occurs in sensitivity.
Caring matters more than achieving gratification.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/17/2010
Posts: 1,233
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go and play in the traffic
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/17/2010
Posts: 1,233
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one of my past encounters with a fiery italian girl, who used to scream, "vaffanculo", but she always made it sound very cute and arosing
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 1/21/2013
Posts: 66
Location: New York City, United States
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Go hump somebody else's leg.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/25/2012
Posts: 482
Location: United States
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Mazza wrote:Get tae fuck
Away an fuck yersel, ya cunty bawed basturt
Get it right up ye
Oh Maz Za, there is something about a women swearing with a Scottish accent that turns me on. I had a Ukrainian girlfriend that told me in the USSR the insult used was "Go fuck your mother!" I can't remember the actual words in Russian.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 925,323
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If I was a man, my favorite would be "I know! Lets play FUCK OFF, you can go first--winner sucks my balls"  But I'm Lady 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 925,323
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'Maa Chudao'
It basically means fuck off but literal meaning is go get your mom fucked implying thereby that you are a pimp and your mother is a whore :|
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Rank: Gentleman Master
Joined: 3/6/2013
Posts: 4,006
Location: God's Deep Freezer
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Well I find that any comment I would make would make Me less of a gentleman than I am trying to be. So in order to REALLY piss off the offender, I just turn My back and ignore them! (It drives them crazy when they can't get My hackles up!)
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 925,323
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Sorry but I can not be that mean. If you don't want to talk to someone or want them around there is always a nice way to let someone know. No reason to be rude.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/21/2009
Posts: 1,356
Location: Prague, Czech Republic
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The most frequently used in my opinion in the UK is 'fuck off' or 'piss off' but to be brutally frank to actually say it to someone would depend on the situation. For example in my home town on a Friday night in a pub unless you were accompanied by about 10 friends or you had a Phd in Karate or some similar skill you would be well advised not say anything.
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Rank: Clever Gem
Joined: 7/17/2011
Posts: 2,304
Location: Exactly where I should be!, Canada
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It takes one hell of a lot to make me that angry. If I am that angry, I have no words. Lets not forget the humble finger.  
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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 11,361
Location: Cakeland
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Go jump in a lake...
Take a flying leap...
Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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Rank: Prolific Writer
Joined: 4/3/2013
Posts: 8,516
Location: Seducing your mind in the, United States
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Fuck off
Piss off
Go away
Take a long walk off a short pier
Don't get your panties in an uproar
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 925,323
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Rev up and fuck off
Go on and run to fuck
Get the fuck awa fae me. This one probably makes no sense unless you're scottish
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/21/2012
Posts: 3,229
Location: always masturbating
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Eat Shit and Choke on it
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