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One afternoon a maid told the lady of the house, where she worked, that she'd like a raise. The woman was irritated by the maid's request and asked her why she felt she deserved a salary increase.

"Well ma'am," the made said, "there are three reasons I think I deserve a raise. The first is that I am better at ironing than you are.

" Who told you you're better at ironing than I am?" the woman asked.

"Your husband told me," the maid replied.

"I see," the woman responded, clearly annoyed.

The maid continued and said,"The second reason I think I deserve a raise is because I'm a better cook than you are.

"Nonsense,"the woman said. "Who said you're a better cook than I am?"

The maid replied,"Your husband."

"Fine," the woman said angrily. "What's your third justification?"

"My third reason for thinking I deserve a raise is that I'm better in bed than you," the maid answered.

Furious, the woman said," Oh,and did my husband tell you that as well?"

"No ma'am," the maid replied. The gardener did."

"Oh," the wife said, getting out her checkbook. "So how much more did you say you wanted?"
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