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Teach me to bray And we'll roll in the hay Like a man reduced to a plonkyYou can spin on my tail I doubt you will fail I heard you are hung like a donkey Or I'll mewl and I'll purr Only calling you Sir Hoping my itch will be scratched I'll lay curled at your feet Collared and sweet Chain, table leg, latched [ Sideboob ] Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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Sideboob with your naughty peeking, Hiding nipple from a tweaking: Do you know my secret goal? Just a glimpse of aureole. You display your saucy curve With elan, and grace, and verve, But you would -- I love to think -- Enjoy giving up a glimpse of pink. Sideboob, show a little pity, And - smiling - show entire titty.
Horny.
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I know it sounds a lil' corny, but you Sir, really, do make me horny. With your shoulders there, all big and buff, I bet you like to give it rough. So bend me over and spank my booty, faster, harder, I'm feeling fruity! Challenge: face sitting
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Come over here, please race, I need your fanny on my face, Your delightful soaking gash, I need on my mouth in a flash, Hurry quickly, sit right here, Cum on my face my darling dear!
Challenge: Double Penetration
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One cock, she said, is not enough. I want one in mouth and one in muff. Sliding slowly in and out Make both my sets of lips to pout. One cock for me to suck While t'other one I can fuck. The double pleasure of DP And best of all the cost is free!
[Seduction]
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One look from you Sir and I'm on fire, I'm hot, I'm wet, filled with desire.
You're sexy, seductive, so damn fine, One look, you intoxicate me more than fine wine.
Looking so fucking sexy from your tie to your socks, Makes me promise I'll always worship your cock.
There's no doubt I would pull my panties aside, Jump you and take a hard and fast ride.
That sun that shines outa your cute little arse, Makes me post on that thread, I would never 'pass'.
One look from you makes me weak at the knees, Can I cum for you Sir? Please? Pretty please?
Challenge: A Kiss.
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Her lips will pout And both stick out So moist and soft and pink And then such bliss Will plant a kiss Upon my cock, I think.
[challenge: 69]
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meh I've done that already in french and english! shall i remind you all? Sixty Nine I suck yours While you suck mine This is known As a sixty nine It starts out well A delicious sensation You lick at my clit I lose concentration I'm selfish, I know it I'm losing my mind Your face in my cunt My hips start to grind So in this quick poem There is just one moral A girl can lose focus When receiving good oral OR Soixante neuf Je vous appartiens sucer Alors que tu es à moi sucer C'est ce qu'on appelle soixante neuf Vous le savez? Il commence bien Une délicieuse sensation Vous lécher mon clito Je perds la concentration Je suis égoïste, je le sais Je perds mon esprit Votre visage dans ma chatte Mes hanches commencent à se frotter Donc, dans ce poème rapide Il ya juste une morale Une fille peut perdre le focus Lors de la réception d'une bonne orale Challenge: SALIROMANIA Note: Saliromaniacs like nothing more than dressing up for a night on the town, then getting all mucky. The fetish primarily involves getting pleasure from smearing make-up, tousling hair, ripping clothes. And then getting a cheeky legover, no doubt.
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Saliromania
She dresses so elegant, Makeup perfectly in line; She's wearing her pearls With sequins that shine. Her stockings cling And her high heels got bling. She's ready at nine.
After dinner he takes her To his place for wine; In a flash, he's grabbed her And whispered "You're mine." Hands in her hair, to the floor he does push Rips up the hem to expose her pale tush On her pussy to dine.
He likes her disheveled, She wants that, too. Both think it's the absolute Best way to screw. She claws his back with her nails Gets them broken and bloody. It never fails To excite them anew.
Now she lies ravished Like a maiden that's raped Clothes torn and dirty With a wet pussy gaped A laugh in her throat Swollen little man in boat And smiles knowing it's been videotaped.
[on her knees]
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On Her Knees
She's on her knees Kneeling over your face She's begging you please Lick at a very fast pace
Push her legs open wide Yeah, that makes you grin Pull her panties aside And slide your tongue in
Give the tip of her clit a little flick with your tongue Reach up, pinch her tit, Reach around, grab her bum.
You've made her so hot She starts to shiver She'll now blow her top When you feel her pussy quiver.
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trinket wrote:On Her Knees
She's on her knees Kneeling over your face She's begging you please Lick at a very fast pace
Push her legs open wide Yeah, that makes you grin Pull her panties aside And slide your tongue in
Give the tip of her clit a little flick with your tongue Reach up, pinch her tit, Reach around, grab her bum.
You've made her so hot She starts to shiver She'll now blow her top When you feel her pussy quiver.
Right- where's the challenge? You need to leave the next topic to rhyme.
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No subject... The letter I found said, "I don't love you no more." "I'm sick at the sight of you, I'm using the door." "I've had quite enough of our merry-go-round." "I'm off to make love with a new one I found." "Please don't try to reach me, I don't want to hear." "I feel physically ill at the thought of you near." "I've packed all my stuff and I've left both the rings." "You can keep all the rest of our jointly-bought things." "I've deleted you on Facebook, it is the best way." "Goodbye and I'm sorry, that's all I can say." Well, I looked at the letter, I glanced at the door. I crumpled the paper, it dropped to the floor. I stared into space then I started to cry Body shaking, I wiped just one tear from my eye. "Good riddance," I whispered, slumping back in my chair, Already feeling better not having you there. For years I'd wanted to tell you to go But the time never right, I said nothing and so I sit here relieved, with a smile on my face, Your letter, though awful, a saving grace. Next topic: things to do in a Lush outage... Nothing to see here...
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When it alas became Ms Trinket's time She forgot to leave a post to rhyme. But then Crazy Diamond came along To scold young Trinket for her wrong.
So the next time you give us the pleasure Of poetic words we all can treasure Don't forget what the next will need And leave a idea to plant their seed.
[Ode to the vibrating egg]
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Kinky_Becky wrote:When it alas became Ms Trinket's time She forgot to leave a post to rhyme. But then Crazy Diamond came along To scold young Trinket for her wrong.
So the next time you give us the pleasure Of poetic words we all can treasure Don't forget what the next will need And leave a idea to plant their seed.
[Ode to the vibrating egg] Okay, next topic should be: Things to do in a lush outage with a vibrating egg Ha ha ha Nothing to see here...
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crazydiamond wrote:
Right- where's the challenge? You need to leave the next topic to rhyme.
Dammit, I know I was supposed to. I remembered just after I hit send and then lush crashed. I couldn't get into the bloody thread to post it! Then I had to go to bed. Okay, next topic should be: [Ode to the vibrating egg]
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Oh, little plastic ovoid sphere, I'm so glad to find you here. Device that gives a thousand sighs, Nestled deep between my thighs. You tingle, shake and you vibrate, Give pleasure when I masturbate, More than I ever could emote Especially when He's got your remote.
[challenge: waking to find he's hard]
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Wow, I guess they prefer it limp.
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echo, Echo, ECHO.
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It's late at night I'm horny as hell I look to him He says "oh well" "A long hard day I've had Not a thing went right All I want to do is sleep So sorry, but not tonight" He turns around , back to me A drink held in his hand It will be the last I see of him As he heads to la la land I grab my phone And call a friend This act of his Has become a trend I go out and meet with her We drink and talk and play A room where we have some fun Then head out on our way He never even knew I left And wakes up with his "wood" Looks at me and gives a wink "No thanks" I say, "I'm good." chocolate Read my latest series, The Demon Eloc Part 1-4https://www.lushstories.com/stories/horror/the-demon-eloc-part-1.aspxhttps://www.lushstories.com/stories/mind-control/the-demon-eloc-part-2.aspxhttps://www.lushstories.com/stories/horror/the-demon-eloc-part-3.aspxhttps://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/the-demon-eloc-part4.aspxTwo more good reads:In the new Money category, The Operatorhttps://www.lushstories.com/stories/money/the-operator.aspxIn the new Monster Sex category, The Monster in My Dreamshttps://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/the-monster-in-my-dreams.aspx
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It was after I walked into a house and Heard a voice say, "No need to stand Outside! Come on in! I'll be out In a minute!", that I decided to play scout And locate the source of that totally grand Voice which I had just found in the bathroom Upstairs that made my cock suddenly zoom Straight up because I saw this beautiful ebony Babe taking a shower and making me horny. That made me step into the bathroom, Take off my clothes and rub my huge and Stiff cock before she saw what my hand Was doing with my dick and grabbed a towel Before she accused me of doing something foul. But that was before she saw my dick being so grand Which made her drop the towel and pump her Fingers into her pussy and another set of fingers Into her asshole before I touched her hips And kissed her on those sweet chocolate lips. And while I was licking that pussy with such pleasure, She placed her hands on my head And begged me to shove my dick into her instead. That was when I turned her around and shoved my stick So deep into her ass until it became about an inch thick. Then, after she placed her hand on the side of my head And said, "That's enough for my ass! Now, I want it In my pussy! Yes! I really want you to fuck the shit Out of me!", I turned her around and started sucking On the nipples of her tits while I was rubbing My dick again just to make sure that it Was able to stay hard before I shoved the whole thing So deep into her pussy that she began screaming Her lungs out and a voice said, "Hey, Babe! Are you okay In there?", which made her kick my ass out of the way, Grab the towel and ran out of the bathroom before saying, "I sure am, Babe! I really am okay! Why do you ask?" And while he was about to explain such a task, I got dressed, snuck out of the bathroom and went back Outside in order to make sure he never kept any track Of what his wife and I were doing behind our own personal masks. As for the reason why I stepped into the house, I wanted to let them know that I had finally caught the mouse And will send them the bill after I took care of the next pest call. skinny dipping
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We stripped our clothes And dashed right in Moonlight shining on the bay To try our luck at skinny dipping
We gazed at each other's bods And held hands with some glee But as our toes hit the edge Something made us flee
The bloody water is too cold My partner cried in fear We scampered up the moonlit sand "Not tonight my dear!"
My challenge: Sex in the park
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer" Woody Allen
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Running, chasing, teasing play Sparkling eyes filled with cheer Laughing, smiling, looks away Only nature finds us here
Find a hill where none can see Tumble down upon your chest Twisted together; you and me Catch our breath, we take a rest
Looking up, I see the lust Shining from your hazel eyes Dripping wet, I might combust As you settle between my thighs
Thrusting, moaning, oh so close Starlight hits us in the dark ''Fuck yes!'' cried out, non-morose Once again, sex in a park ;)
New topic: Cheesy background music during sex
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simply_sweet wrote:New topic: Cheesy background music during sex What kind of cheesy background music are we talking about here? Just wanted to know.
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Oh darling Grace I love your face I love you in your nightie I love you when the moon flits over your tits Oh Jesus Christ Almighty.
There was a young boy called Shawn who wished he had never been born and he wouldn't have been if his father had seen the end of his condom was torn.
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simply_sweet wrote:New topic: Cheesy background music during sex So, getting the thread back on track... I once dated a guy, I'm embarrassed to say, Who looked rather more bear than man. His chest hair was thick, but then so was his dick, And I soon found that I was quite a fan. I didn't mind too much, of the jewellery he wore, Though when fucking, his medallion would hit me. But the one thing that drove me quite insane Was he could only 'perform' to a medley. He'd put on a CD as he sprayed his cologne Then he'd crank it 'til it was quite a din. I found it so hard just to keep a straight face As 'Boom Chica Wow Wow' kicked in. He looked like a porn star, was hung like a horse And his technique was second to none. But the sound so distracted and put me off guard That when with him, I never could cum. Next Challenge: When you get caught whilst Lushing... Nothing to see here...
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Mazza wrote:
So, getting the thread back on track...
I once dated a guy, I'm embarrassed to say, Who looked rather more bear than man. His chest hair was thick, but then so was his dick, And I soon found that I was quite a fan.
I didn't mind too much, of the jewellery he wore, Though when fucking, his medallion would hit me. But the one thing that drove me quite insane Was he could only 'perform' to a medley.
He'd put on a CD as he sprayed his cologne Then he'd crank it 'til it was quite a din. I found it so hard just to keep a straight face As 'Boom Chica Wow Wow' kicked in.
He looked like a porn star, was hung like a horse And his technique was second to none. But the sound so distracted and put me off guard That when with him, I never could cum.
Next Challenge:
When you get caught whilst Lushing...
One too many times It has nearly occured I'm a well, honoured pro It should be unheard! But one time and again, I forgot what I was doing And nearly got caught Overzealous internet cooing! He walked in like a ninja, Questioning my look And I quickly stated Ha ha, I'm on Facebook. Next Challenge, Meeting a lushie
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crazydiamond wrote:
One too many times It has nearly occured I'm a well, honoured pro It should be unheard!
But one time and again, I forgot what I was doing And nearly got caught Overzealous internet cooing!
He walked in like a ninja, Questioning my look And I quickly stated Ha ha, I'm on Facebook.
Next Challenge, Meeting a lushie
My heartbeat races like a horse. My pulse thumping like a drum. Why? Waiting for you to show of course, Waiting for you to finally come. What will you look like? What will you wear? Oh, do I look nice? Will you even care? We've known each other so long, It feels kind of like fate How could this ever go wrong? It's not like it's a date! I see you walking towards me, Your eyes light up, and you grin. I run and hug you happily, ''Not bad at all'', I say within. Next topic: Sex with your best friend
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simply_sweet wrote:Sex with your best friend There is this girl named Michelle McCool Who I had been best friends with since high school. And it is true that she does have a hot Bod but our friendship forced us to not Go to the next level and become so uncool. But that was before Michelle came over To my place on a Sunday afternoon and offered To take me to Red Lobster for lunch which I had Said 'yes' and asked her to stay inside my pad And wait for me while I went to take a shower. But after I dried myself off after that shower, I wrapped the towel around me before I saw her Sitting naked on the sofa in the living room. And when I saw her body, my dick went zoom Into attention so fast before she smiled with her Hand on her hip and I said, "You're trying to Trick me into fucking the living shit out of you. Am I right?", which made Michelle get up and Walk over to me with three large strands Before she pulled off my towel and said, "So true." And while she was sucking on my stiff cock, I heard the watch on her wrist going tick and tock Like it was telling me to go ahead and stop the itch By slamming my large dick into the butt of the bitch And show her how her best friend really does rock The scene of fucking babes without any cameras around. And so, after we laid ourselves down on the ground And I popped out my cock, I rolled Michelle over and Shoved my dick into her ass with such mighty strands Before she begged us to go directly into the next round. After all that, we decided not to go out anyway. Next topic: Ancient Rome
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Ancient Rome
In Ancient Rome, we were left for dead, My sweet sister and I. A gladiator found, where we are, by an olive tree, The rays of sun, scorching our eyes.
The gladiator stopped, determined to help, bringing us back to life. With his loving hands, and his loving touch, he gave us his very life.
As we grew up, fast and strong, Forgetting the past and our strife. Soon we left, his caring home, determined to get by.
Never once, We will ever forget, the kindness he bestowed, or any of his sacrifice. A stranger, a gladiator, from Ancient Rome, was able to heal, my sweet sister and I.
continue: 'Love is... Lust is...'
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Love's a word Too often heard It scarcely has meaning Or so I have heard.
Lust's a word too A "how do you do?!" But what is its meaning? Beyond a great screw?
Next: Love is a pair....
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