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I'll sleep better tonight knowing that...then again, maybe not. ;) Brings to mind lyrics from a very old Everly Brothers song: Whenever I want you, all I have to do is dream. 
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
Joined: 7/3/2009
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Location: Lost in the desert west of Tombstone, AZ
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Morning to all honeys, hairies, and hornies. The supply of Caffine Fairy coffee went fast yesterday but Busty claims her brew today will leave an unforgettable taste in your mouth. Yep, that's what she said, honest. Beaver Breath Brandy will be available as needed. Since the world is supposed to be coming to an end on Friday, does anyone have any ideas for a 'Going Away -- TGIF' party to mark the occasion?
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I came here seeking seeker4, slippery, Sharon, sugar, chef, CurlyGirly, poppet, DirtyM, Terrance the Taranchula, Coma and Tose, Busty, and of course; The Right Reverend of The Discount House of Lickers, RumpleForskin. Looks like my hunch paid off. I'm thinking another Tittie Tuesday on Friday Rump, just in case. I can't seem to get enough of Busty's brew as of late, 
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Hi Scootie you cute thang.
Rumpalator. Whazzup?
Sharon said bosoms. That has to be the funniest and strangest of words. The names we come up with for our body parts makes me laugh. "fun bags" is another one. MrNudiePants says bewbies. That makes me laugh too.
Coffee anyone? I've had 2 cups, why not a third?
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Good morning folks. Actually, I think scoot's onto something. Since Friday's gonna be the end and all, I think we should combine all our favorite weekly celebrations into one...and throw in some nude dumpster diving just for the hell of it. Unfortunately, I'm probably gonna miss the festivities being that I have an 8.5 hour flight to the west coast. So please think of me when you're posting titties and/or tushies, mixing martinis, and doing cannonballs in the dumpster.
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
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GOOD morning to all, as I went traveling around the town, I came across this *body part* song. With chef naming body parts, and ladysharon cookin topless, this song fits the Bill. CurlyGirly posted this on Remembering the 80's, so guess what? it's in here now! Scooter gifted me 1 nickel in my stocking! He told me he spent the rest of them betting on golf. 
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Did somebody say orgy for the end of the world? I'm down for that. We should start it tomorrow morning and keep it going.
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 Hello lads and lassies of rumplations.. Just dropping in to say hiya and hope your all in the best of health! Happy holidays ! Stay safe
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 4,795
Location: Lost in the desert west of Tombstone, AZ
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Scarlet, thanks for visiting this oasis of incessant indecency. Of course, if dem Mayans were right, you better make that return PDQ. Sugar, that 'Camel Toe' tune is, with the exception of the laugh track, a winner. Thanks to Scooter, Sharon, Chef and anyone else who might have checked out my '...Cat Fight' story over on StoriesScpace.
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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Location: Lost in the desert west of Tombstone, AZ
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Morning, Lushland lads and ladies. The world may or may not be coming to an end tomorrow, but Busty's coffee is here today. Fortunately, so is Beaver Breath Brandy and hot chocolate for those seeking a more refined eye-opener. Speaking of tomorrow, wonder if an old-fashioned, 'Get Nekkid and Run Amuck' Friday might make for an interesting theme for the going away party?
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Yes it does, Rump. Don't forget the various alcoholic beverage choices.
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Right now, the temperatures started to drop after it was 50 degrees out earlier today. The rain is supposed to turn over to snow, and I'm not ready for snow to fall. I sent off a story for posting on here, just waiting for it to become verified and posted for all to read. I have more red velvet cupcakes available for all to snack on. 
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Hey chef, slippery, sugar, Sharon, Rump and scarletblue too. You do a nice job of adding to the beauty of this old place scarlet, it's good to see you! Your bosoms are looking splendid chef, or would those babies be called bewbies  Whether we have Tittie Tuesday on Friday, Get Nekkid and Run Amuck, get wild and crazy and do cannonballs into the dumpster Or have that wild orgy, them fun bags should definitely be there! Were gonna miss you Friday slippery. I hope you don't have a layover in Chicago. That winter storm looks serious. Maybe you could go and see LadySharon if you do though, I could watch that woman cook nude all day long  That nickle was well spent on that camel toe song sugarbabe. I used to listen to them guys every morning on the way to work. I don't know if they still have a show or not? I see DirtyMartini has been here, all the licker bottles are half empty again.  Can I get something a little stronger than usual Rump, I have to go and dig me an underground refuge, you all are welcome to join me.
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Scooter, I'll go anywhere with you and have a good time.
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
Joined: 7/3/2009
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Location: Lost in the desert west of Tombstone, AZ
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(slides a Hot Rum Toddy made with 151 proof rum over towards Scooter) Give this a try, Scoot. It's been known to give a lift to flagging flesh, so to speak.
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I'll take one of those hot toddies, too, Rump. Rainy and cold here in Ontario. Snow to follow which will actually be an improvement, IMHO.
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My sexual ass-ault on the American English language is now posted in the form of a story on this lovely site. Merry Fuckmas to me!
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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Location: Lost in the desert west of Tombstone, AZ
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(Rumple and Busty, his feckless seeing-eye trollop cautiously check out the Rumplations interior) Morning? Is anybody there? I mean, with all that Mayan end-of-the-world stuff, you can't be sure. If anyone other than Coma and Tose are befouling the atmosphere or stop by later, there's Beaver Breath Brandy, Busty's coffee, hot chocolate, and 151 proof rum for hot rum toddies. Oh, yeah, there's also a box of Slim Jims for those wanting a bit of protein in the morning. Busty says she's gonna crank up the thermostat to get the joint a bit warmer before the 'Get Nekkid and Rum Amuck' festivities commence.
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sugarbabe wrote:GOOD morning to all, CurlyGirly posted this on Remembering the 80's, so guess what? it's in here now! Scooter gifted me 1 nickel in my stocking! He told me he spent the rest of them betting on golf. Ahh, the memories!! Nikki posted Kokomo in that thread, so I had to post this much loved parody!  Rump, thanks for the Slimjim. I find they make fabulous coffee stir sticks. I live in the Midwest and always go to our homecoming parade. Anyway, no lie, this year one of the local businesses threw out meat sticks to the kids instead of candy. We do love us some processed meats! Anyone have any big end of the world plans today? Not sure if I should bother getting out of bed. 
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*sings* I'm dreaming of a White Christmas! Just like the ones I used to know... *ducks as objects are hurled my way* Okay, okay, so I'm not exactly Bing Crosby. Give me a Beaver Breath Brandy and I promise it'll get better. In fact, brandies for all. Then they won't care who I sound like. PS. And, yes, Ontario now has a possible white Christmas. We just have to hang on to this morning's snowfall for 5 more days...
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Good morning survivors,
I think I'm going to look at the last day on Earth as the first day of the rest of my life.
That sure is good of you and Busty Rumpster. I could eat Slim Jims all day.
I think I saw Coma n Tose move a bit closer to the box of goodies, but it's kinda dim in here?
I kinda like the fact your tune didn't sound like Bing Crosby seeker, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Your temps must be a bit lower than ours, I woke to snow covered roofs and a lite dusting on the ground.
It's all but melted away now though.
I was starting to worry about you CurlyGirly, I thought you were holed up deep somewheres.
Maybe you can answer the question; are Bob and Tom still active on the radio?
I think a Rumplations reunion/Get Nekkid and Run Amuck while Dumpster diving and cannonballing into the dumpster party with a few orgies tossed in would be a good idea today. Of course, what would we do after all that?
Come on Sharon, I'll rescue you from Draco.
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scooter wrote:Good morning survivors,
I was starting to worry about you CurlyGirly, I thought you were holed up deep somewheres.
Maybe you can answer the question; are Bob and Tom still active on the radio?
Sorry, was just trying to catch up on all the Christmas shopping before the winter storm of the century hit. Quite the letdown that was.  I think they're still on the radio? To be honest, I avoid visiting Indiana as much as possible, so I'm not sure.  I believe they're syndicated, but I haven't heard them in years. Rump, hope you don't mind, but I thought the joint could use some "sprucing" up, so I brought a Christmas tree for the corner. I didn't want it to be too hoity-toity, so I decorated with beer cans instead of beer bottles!  
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That tree is funny. Perfect for a dorm room or Rumplations. It's cooold down here. Terrance is snuggled in his warm spot between the girls but he's going to have to move. The Marines land at 11:30 and don't like to share. Baked a Christmas bourbon cake. It's good so I brought one to share. Goes good with everything. 
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Chef, the bourbon cake is delicious. I haven't made my extra decadent chocolate rum cake in a very long time. Nice tree. I think I had a similar one to that when I lived in Detroit. Actually, I had the Charlie Brown tree. Can I have one of those hot toddies? I have another story to plot out.
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(slides hot rum toddy toward Sharon) In the immortal words of Dave Clark and his Five, "Here it comes again. Catch it if you can." CG, that's one unique tree. It gives this joint a certain, uh, something or other. Chef, I'm sure Terrance will understand his displacement. He won't like it, of course, but being a guy-type life form, he will understand. "How Deep Is My Snow" the new hit from, Seek & Scoot, the Great Lakes songbirds. ;)
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LOL Rump,
Tweet tweet tweet, twiddel
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Are we going by Lush time (Australian), or East coast? We all seem to still be here 
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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Do believe you called that shot, Scooter. Terrance is back in the hot nut dispenser, though he doesn't seem particularly pleased about his recent eviction from Chef's cleft. Coma and Tose have gummed about halfway through the Slim Jims I gave 'em yesterday. Unless some chowder head returns their false teeth, we should be okay. Busty's still tuckered out (that's tuckered with a T, not an F). After checking out the situation in my own inimitable style, best I can tell, there's some gal sprawled out on the pool table. Meanwhile, Seeker-type stsounds keep coming from the latrine. Counting all those, and with you and me here to raise the average age and lower the average IQ, I'd say odds are the rest of the crew probably made it through the night.
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Morning Rump, All things considered, I'd say the joint looks pretty good. You went and tuckerd Busty out with a T again, Huh?
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Merry Christmas Bar mates!!!!! I miss yall so much. School is comin along great, fixin to start my clinicals.
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