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Posts: 27
Location: United States
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kindling
Bent frisbee
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Posts: 927,121
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A bowl
A toaster that doesn't work anymore
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Joined: 2/17/2011
Posts: 456
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Still use it as a non-vibrating dildo
A size 44F bra
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Joined: 10/26/2012
Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
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A gift wrapping for two large blueberry muffins
Hairbrush
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 12/1/2006
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a crappy hedgehog impersonation
a broken off stiletto
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I presume we are talking about the heel.......wedge it under the door to keep it open....
Silver hair clip
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Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
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An orchestra conductor's baton for a mouse
Green socks
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Posts: 927,121
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willy warmers
a hoola hoop
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A bracelet for a really really fat lady.
a dried up tube of mascara
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a suppository
a pair of roller skates
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a suppository?  caravans for the old lady who lives in a shoe. bucket of rainwater
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Posts: 927,121
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leave it at the bottom of the hill and save Jack & Jill a lot of pain
a wicker basket
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Rank: Lurker
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a thing to keep your sex toys in
a warm fur coat
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Rank: Lurker
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Find a bear and give his coat back
a dress with a broken zipper
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Posts: 927,121
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the trophy in a heavyweight boxing match
dental floss - used!!
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Rank: Lurker
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Posts: 927,121
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throw it in a worm farm
an empty spray bottle
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/26/2012
Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
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A cool fan for my cat on a hot day (as long as I provide the pumping action - ewww! that sounded nasty! lol!)
Mosquito net
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Rank: American Sweetheart
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 21,900
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
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hairnet bowls and cups
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/26/2012
Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
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Very uncomfortable bras
Microscope
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 927,121
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for magnifying fingernails while manicuring.
a set of kitchen scales
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a cheap pogo stick
a bottle of aftershave
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Rank: American Sweetheart
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 21,900
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
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aloe nail polish remover
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/24/2011
Posts: 1,253
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keep flies away
one old, large speaker magnet?
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Rank: American Sweetheart
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 21,900
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
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headphone for giants melted candle wax
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Rank: Lurker
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a new candle
empty jars
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candle making moulds
empty cd case
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Rank: American Sweetheart
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Posts: 21,900
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
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hair curlers old cable wires
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Posts: 927,121
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make some spaghetti for people you don't like
an old bathtub
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Rank: Lurker
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Drop it on people's heads, watch as hilarity ensues.
Wine glass with a chip out of ut
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